Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 26, 2012
March 25, 2012
March 27, 2012
Transcript:
Danae: Yawwwwn... Danae: Uh-oh... Lucy: Is something wrong? Danae: I put my left shoe on first. Lucy: OK... so? Danae: So I always put on my right shoe first... this must mean something. Lucy: Um... like what? Danae: Like there's been a shift in the universe... Lucy: Of course... I keep forgetting that the universe revolves around you. Danae: Hey, don't blame the messenger.
Peabody-Martini over 12 years ago
Getting off on the wrong foot.
Agent54 over 12 years ago
Huh – I always go the bathroom first and worry about footwear when I have extra time.
Chryssta over 12 years ago
At least she didn’t break the shoelace. That’s a mega-bad omen of doom and destruction upon the universe as we know it. ^_~
DuHhozr over 12 years ago
Leave your shoes in the bathroom, save time!
Vonne Anton over 12 years ago
She got up on the wrong side of almost everyone…left means liberal. I feel a dream sequence coming on.
watmiwori over 12 years ago
Danae can’t help it that she’s the only one in the universewho’s got her priorities right!
Yontrop over 12 years ago
No, she’s still standing on the bed…
Varnes over 12 years ago
I don’t know how Lucy could forget that……
Oddname over 12 years ago
Yes, something wasn’t right, alright.
psychlady over 12 years ago
Something isn’t right with her!
zoidknight over 12 years ago
Check her closet sometime. She has alot of them.
palos over 12 years ago
Curious. No one has been able to refute Lucy’s statement that the universe revolves around Danae.
William Bednar Premium Member over 12 years ago
Just to be on the safe side, I always put on both shoes at the same time!
Squoop over 12 years ago
Lift your eyebrow. Good! But now try the other one. Not so easy huh!
Squoop over 12 years ago
@palosAnd nobody can refute my statement that winged purple polkadotted piglets are flying around on the other side of Jupiter so it must be true.
dabugger over 12 years ago
da gospel according to Danae?
dabugger over 12 years ago
or is she really really far out?
Can't Sleep over 12 years ago
What?None of you have kids?If you’re a parent, then you know she’s perfectly normal.
thirdguy over 12 years ago
That was pretty funny old man!
EDinWAState over 12 years ago
@palos,You’re correct. How do we know that the Universe does not revolve around her? Where is the center of the Universe?
vldazzle over 12 years ago
I wear no shoes most of the time (indoor and outdoor slippers are comfortable and I only put on shoes to go elsewhere.