“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.” ― Will Rogers “Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.” ― Mark Twain
God must be deaf because in my neighborhood there isn’t ONE dog (there are a million!) that DOESN’T bark seven days and seven nights! It’s a flippin’ nightmare…if I could get to sleep! (And yes, I blame the human owners who are totally clueless when it comes to training a “good” [and I say that loosely] dog!). Give me an indoor cat any day!
It’s been said that dogs don’t have a soul or a heaven. Stare into your dogs eyes sometime. While you’re doing that think of something your dog likes to do; walkies, milkbone treat, etc. Your dog will react accordingly. Don’t believe me? Try it! By the way; if you don’t relate closely with your dog, . . . Never mind. And if you have a cat, Don’t bother!
Well, this one’s obvious. Dogs are loyal, humble, and grateful. They love unconditionally, they will lay down their lives to save yours, and if you hit one he’ll lick your hand. Dogs are just about the only true Christians you’ll ever meet.
Show me a person who doesn’t like dogs, I’ll show you a jerk. Show me a person DOGS DON’T LIKE, and I’ll show you an “A-hole”! Also, never, ever, seen a “mean dog” that didn’t belong to a mean man (or woman).
I think more people still own dogs than own cats, but people who own cats are more likely to keep multiples. At least, that’s how the number of cats initially passed the number of dogs.
It’s very simple. He can’t just rescue the dogs, because they would all be miserable without their humans. My sister gave my Dad a Yorkie by sneaking up behind him and plopping it on his chest. He took one glance at my Dad, and utterly relaxed, looking worshipfully into his face. He’d found his Pawpaw, and that was all that mattered to him. Thirteen years later, he still spends time doing that… no way would Heaven be Heaven to him, if his Pawpaw wasn’t there…
This might be a bit off topic but I remember watching ABC News reporting from Japan right after the huge earthquake. Diann Sawyer interviewed a rescue worker that spoke of a stray dog pestering them and, just like in the movies, the rescue worker guessed the dog wanted him to follow. Well… he did and the dog led him to another dog that was injured and unable to walk. The first dog laid down next to his pal and whined for the man to help.To me, that sounds like compassion, forethought, trust and deep friendship.Would a cat, or any other animal, do that?
Actually a goose will stay with a fallen partner, usually shot by a ‘human’, until that goose is also killed by the lovely hunter. There are many ‘animals’ that behave more humanly than the so called humans on this planet. Pretty much the message here people. As for cats, pretty much out for themselves, just like humans. Its hard for a lot of people to have that kind of mirror in their face, so they get a dog instead. Also, dog is god backwards.
Here’s a story that complements your cartoon perfectly. Folks looking for a missing farm dog found him under a bridge, cuddled protectively around an abandoned newborn who had been left to die. Baby is fine. dog is stellar. http://shine.yahoo.com/pets/dog-rescues-abandoned-newborn.html
Peabody-Martini over 12 years ago
The truth is revealed.
seyleigh over 12 years ago
Is it sad that I find that very believable?
Ida No over 12 years ago
Ah, com’on! Dolphins and mice are the only reason the planet was created in the first place. Dogs aren’t even on the list.
chireef over 12 years ago
but didn’t the dolphins and mice leave as soon as the highway was built?
rayannina over 12 years ago
It won’t be water, but fire next time …
Arianne over 12 years ago
And yet, cats think they are God’s Gift to Earth!
revisages over 12 years ago
you won’t be doggoned yourself then, huh, lord?
Varnes over 12 years ago
No, I think God and cat’s are in cahoots. They both find dogs stupidly funny, kinda like the three stooges. They take turns going, “Watch this!”…………
spamster over 12 years ago
If you ask me, dogs are the only positive change we’ve ever made to this planet.
PhantomPlumber over 12 years ago
A scene from the new DIsney film, “101 Damnations”.
Kittydew over 12 years ago
So long, and thanks for all the fish…
tripwire45 over 12 years ago
I’m not a big fan of dogs. Grandchildren, on the other hand…
betsytheclown Premium Member over 12 years ago
amen
cdward over 12 years ago
That’s why dogs are man’s best friend.
roctor over 12 years ago
The only religion that give back.
bmarchewka over 12 years ago
blow it up
jreckard over 12 years ago
Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic? He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
Whitecamry over 12 years ago
Sorry, folks; ’twas made for horses.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 12 years ago
“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.” ― Will Rogers “Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.” ― Mark Twain
Whitecamry over 12 years ago
“God forbid I should go to a heaven where there are no horses” – R. B. Cunningham Graham
reverence over 12 years ago
Hear, Hear!
Linguist over 12 years ago
All those woe worriers have been saying for years that the world was going to the dogs. Little did they know!
diGriz over 12 years ago
Why not cats? Oh … I see. Cats got the internet.
rasalom over 12 years ago
@chireef, they left before the highway was built
thirdguy over 12 years ago
Wiley, did Pam ever call?
Barbaratoo over 12 years ago
God must be deaf because in my neighborhood there isn’t ONE dog (there are a million!) that DOESN’T bark seven days and seven nights! It’s a flippin’ nightmare…if I could get to sleep! (And yes, I blame the human owners who are totally clueless when it comes to training a “good” [and I say that loosely] dog!). Give me an indoor cat any day!
Smoocher over 12 years ago
My kinda God , further , wonder what Place of Worship He might recommend , hmmm
clanclayton over 12 years ago
I still prefer dogs to most people I know.
sonnygreen over 12 years ago
It’s been said that dogs don’t have a soul or a heaven. Stare into your dogs eyes sometime. While you’re doing that think of something your dog likes to do; walkies, milkbone treat, etc. Your dog will react accordingly. Don’t believe me? Try it! By the way; if you don’t relate closely with your dog, . . . Never mind. And if you have a cat, Don’t bother!
fritzoid Premium Member over 12 years ago
Well, this one’s obvious. Dogs are loyal, humble, and grateful. They love unconditionally, they will lay down their lives to save yours, and if you hit one he’ll lick your hand. Dogs are just about the only true Christians you’ll ever meet.
Cmlbx over 12 years ago
The more people I meet the more I like my dog, and I donT own a dog!
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 12 years ago
…thanks Fergus…(Odie, Rover, Marmaduke, ect…)
Perkycat over 12 years ago
Not really a fan of dogs but now I guess I will respect them a little more now – preferable to being blown up.
dsom8 over 12 years ago
Imagine. A God who judges. The implications are eternal.
blackdawne over 12 years ago
Take that, cat lovers! :D
rickray777 over 12 years ago
Lord God’s Best Friend is Lord Dog — “Dog” is simply “God” spelled backwards.
Linguist over 12 years ago
Understanding the nature of a dog is to understand the true nature of a god.
tigre1 over 12 years ago
Woof. Learn more foreign languages…
The Life I Draw Upon over 12 years ago
I heard that.
Potrzebie over 12 years ago
Anyone remember Homer? That must be his dog.
Dtroutma over 12 years ago
Show me a person who doesn’t like dogs, I’ll show you a jerk. Show me a person DOGS DON’T LIKE, and I’ll show you an “A-hole”! Also, never, ever, seen a “mean dog” that didn’t belong to a mean man (or woman).
fritzoid Premium Member over 12 years ago
I think more people still own dogs than own cats, but people who own cats are more likely to keep multiples. At least, that’s how the number of cats initially passed the number of dogs.
LV1951 over 12 years ago
Thank God for dogs!
Vonne Anton over 12 years ago
If dogs are so great, then why is God talking to a chicken?!? Must admit, chicken tastes better.
KEA over 12 years ago
In that case he (it?) might as well blow us up.
Pygar over 12 years ago
It’s very simple. He can’t just rescue the dogs, because they would all be miserable without their humans. My sister gave my Dad a Yorkie by sneaking up behind him and plopping it on his chest. He took one glance at my Dad, and utterly relaxed, looking worshipfully into his face. He’d found his Pawpaw, and that was all that mattered to him. Thirteen years later, he still spends time doing that… no way would Heaven be Heaven to him, if his Pawpaw wasn’t there…
Smoocher over 12 years ago
The global collective unease when all that’s left of Dogs are the collars on the ground
zenboy99 Premium Member over 12 years ago
Ain’t it the truth….
lindz.coop Premium Member over 12 years ago
Guess that solves the mystery of who will be “saved” when the “glorious prediction comes true.” (credits to Peter Berryman).
Spamgaard over 12 years ago
If you don’t Sheol the litter box regularly, it smells like Hades.
denthode over 12 years ago
Amen and Amen. If there are no dogs in heaven I am not going.
EDinWAState over 12 years ago
This might be a bit off topic but I remember watching ABC News reporting from Japan right after the huge earthquake. Diann Sawyer interviewed a rescue worker that spoke of a stray dog pestering them and, just like in the movies, the rescue worker guessed the dog wanted him to follow. Well… he did and the dog led him to another dog that was injured and unable to walk. The first dog laid down next to his pal and whined for the man to help.To me, that sounds like compassion, forethought, trust and deep friendship.Would a cat, or any other animal, do that?
jkhandy over 12 years ago
Actually a goose will stay with a fallen partner, usually shot by a ‘human’, until that goose is also killed by the lovely hunter. There are many ‘animals’ that behave more humanly than the so called humans on this planet. Pretty much the message here people. As for cats, pretty much out for themselves, just like humans. Its hard for a lot of people to have that kind of mirror in their face, so they get a dog instead. Also, dog is god backwards.
mdmjd over 12 years ago
Here’s a story that complements your cartoon perfectly. Folks looking for a missing farm dog found him under a bridge, cuddled protectively around an abandoned newborn who had been left to die. Baby is fine. dog is stellar. http://shine.yahoo.com/pets/dog-rescues-abandoned-newborn.html
Sj2000 over 12 years ago
I agree
SILLY99SILLY over 11 years ago
The only thing that survived the last time the world was destroyed, millions and milions and millions of years ago, were rats, cockroaches and sharks.