Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 12, 2012
August 11, 2012
August 13, 2012
Transcript:
Hansel: Hey... vot's dat in za scary voods? *Gasp* It looks like it's made of... Gretel: Candy! Witch: Go ahead and eat as much as you want! It's good for you! Joe:... but the house was actually made of tofu! So the wicked vegan was arrested for building code violations and culinary assault. Danae: Well... it lacks the edginess of the original, but I kinda like it. Hansel und Gretel Redux
Or maybe “…then they got diabetes and could never eat candy again. The End.”