Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 24, 2012

Good Lord, why didn’t I think of that?

As opposed to a commenter here?

Also means you know nothing about the origins of your secret identity.

A twit account.

Always remember: It’s not ‘Why are there so many idiots in the world.’ It’s ‘Why are they always following you?’

And yet the tweets keep coming…

Is he on the phone, or is his finger up his nose?

I don’t follow.

I just can’t take seriously someone who “tweets”. That sounds like a flatulence problem.

You’d be paranoid too, if everyone was following YOU!

Why should she be concerned? He looks OK to me…..I’m sure he’s a fine upstanding citizen…….

If it were so easy. I’d do something beyond paying off the schmuck who’s tracking me in Reston, VA

the bully from high school is all grown up, lol. not!

Hmm, can I follow Roadrunner?

This is private enterprise at it’s best.

Yay Google follows me (insert sarcasm here). It shows me ads from sites I casually looked at thinking they were the specific thing I was looking for. And, of course, the ads are from the sites I ducked out of as soon as I knew they didn’t have the info I wanted. Oh yay (insert more sarcasm here).

Tweeting is for twits !

the big thrill of grasping a major goal in Life: getting linked on your blog, or re-Tweeted. Every mother’s hope for her middle-aged basement parasite. don’t follow ’em myself.

@ThirdGuy………he’s picking his teeth, not his nose.

I always wondered what the employees at MyLife looked like.

social networks are dreadful things

Thanks for the clarification, Mr. Miller. Perfect. And knowing that, maybe she should be careful…..Muggers, yeah, but those nose pickers, Eeeewwww…He must be the Boogerman?

And Yimhere, any idea what he found? I think we should open it up to the experts (Non Sequitur’s Commentators….) I’ve heard the expressions, He’s diggin’ for gold, and He’s diggin’ for brains, which is much funnier, and more anatomically correct….Wonder what he found…Or, what was the name of the sketch on SNL, Appalachian Emergency Room, or something? It could be anything….

Thanks, for having him picking his nose, Wiley. I hereby award you the Dave Barry Medal…….Guess what it’s made of…..