Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 22, 2012
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Transcript:
Ned: No matter what happens, you stay unflappable, Eddie... How do you manage that? Eddie: Enlightenment. I adopted a philosophy of elegant simplicity, but it takes a lot of disciplined practice to fully undahstand. "Everybody have fun tonight, everybody want chung tonight." Flo: By "disciplined practice" he means bourbon. Ned: Got it. Thanks. Eddie: Oh, anothah one is, stay away from children. The'ah just little germ factories...
You know, he’s in Maine…So it can’t be that hard to get good whiskey from Canukistan…They make the best whiskey by far…."Cept maybe Jack…..My dad used to drink bourbon, so I’m kinda out on a limb here….