Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 12, 2013

I think Danae’s on to something. She can harness her inner Don Rickles !

Insult comic, if she wants to do stand up. She’d be good at that.

No good can come of this.

What a hockey puck! If my dog had a face like yours, I’d shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards!

Demotivational speaker? Boy, Danae is proving my instincts right.

Of course, we all knew already that “dictator” is the only career option Danae ever wanted. Maybe that’s part of the whole point behind the character – illustrating that authoritarians are just spoiled brat children who never grew up.

Danae has missed something. When people pay you to tell them what they want to hear, usually that includes paying to not tell what they need to know. So good luck with your business idea, Danae!

People will pay you to say what they think other people need to here, though. (This includes insulting absent people or being paid by the boss of the audience.)

Motivational speaker; One who can devulge enough to sell CDs,tapes books and books on tape.

JC: Ah yes, you want room 12A, Just along the corridor.MP: Oh, Thank you very much. Sorry.JC: Not at all.MP: Thank You.JC: (Stupid git!)

My experience tells me that a dozen people can tell someone what they need to hear but they will listen to the one person that tells them what they want to hear. So Danae, you must be that one person

I like the idea of the Pope being a motivational speaker. As long as she doesn’t speak in Latin.

This is gonna be like that “Calvin and Hobbes” strip where Calvin couldn’t understand why no one was buying from his “swift kick in the butt” stand. He said, “Everyone I know needs what I’m selling!”

When I see that smile five words come to mind: “Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid”

@Brian Ransom

And your point is…………………….

Become a DI (Drill Instructor to you civilians). The Marines are looking for a few good men, and I’m sure she’d fit right in.

Hey Danae, not way totalk to your buddy Lucy….you will unmotivate her before she is motivated to listen to you blab blab which will be unmotivating. So what’s yer motivation?

Don Rickles made a living from doing the same thing.

One can only hope, and sooner would be better…arg!

Ah, I see you’ve joined in too. now you’re one of us.

Political pundits spew hate like snow during a blizzard, but people flock to them in droves. I honestly don’t think she’ll have a problem. Hate and insults sell VERY well, you just have to direct the hate and insults at OTHER people.

Used to go and see motivational speakers when I was in sales….the hype lasted about 5 days and then the real world took over again. My friends would always know i had gone to a seminar by the born-again look on my face.

People have been paying to hear Don Rickles insult them for about 50 years now.

Omnius said

“And this is why that corrupt moron Herman Cain lost his presidential bid. "

Herman disagrees. Women mixin’ it up with powerful men find it profitable to ‘tell all’ to anyone with a microphone, pen or tablet. Bear that in mind when you attain puberty and some level of success in your life.

Good one. Ha ha ha ha ha …

Once you start, you cannot stop.

It got an ignoramus and pseudo-intellectual like you to read and comment on it, didn’t it?

Calvin & Hobbes are back…

Danae is too late – Rush has been doing it, and well, for 25 years.