Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 21, 2013
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Transcript:
Danae: How did global warming get started, Daddy? Joe: Daylight Saving Time. Danae: Wait... what? Joe: Well, as we all know, that's when winter is over... and now that Daylight Saving Time starts earlier and ends later, spring and summer last longer, which causes global warming. Danae: Hmm... ok... that makes sense. Thanks! Joe: You're welcome. *giggle* Kate: You know this is for her school science report, right? Joe: Danae! Hold up...
No, no – the new name is ‘Global Climate Chaos’
Warmer than average? Global Climate Chaos!Cooler than average? Global Climate Chaos!More storms than average? Global Climate Chaos!Fewer storms than average? Global Climate Chaos!Completely average? Global Climate Chaos!
It’s a magical theory that explains EVERYTHING!
And magically, the solution is exactly the same as in the 70’s when it was global cooling that was going to kill us all – More government power and higher taxes. Which is the exact same solution as when the food crisis was going to kill us all, and the water crisis was going to kill us all, and the desertification crisis was going to kill us all and the deforestation crisis was going to kill us all and…
There seems to be a pattern to this…
Orion