Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 08, 2014

Does a bear SH** in the woods? Not always… sometimes on the hiking trails…

Hiking bearfoot.

Where does a bear poop?Anywhere he wants.

It’s ok to take a crap in the woods. The bears will just make more.

Considering what this strip usually has the bears doing to people, he should be grateful it’s only this.

Hey, are bears Catholic? Does the Pope…um…oh, wait…..

Kaputnik, good point….And, Mr. Miller..Thanks! We get to imagine our own Wiley Bears today….Esoteric, dude…Wow, you did a great job on the bears in my head….Ha!

Or, as the bumper sticker said on the heavily censored version of “Forest Gump” (as seen on TBS): “IT HAPPENS!”

Considering Wiley’s bears, better to step in it than be it.

Surely the sign doesn’t apply to Meeeee!!!

just like knowing the cubs season is over in april.

Stuff ALWAYS happens…

So what is a little foot snag. Just pay attention when dat monster tries to swipe your head.

So that’s what bears do in the woods!

Well, in his defense, the sign misspelled it…

Oh pew – and it’s so hard to get off of waffle soles!

It is recommended that when in Bear country, you carry Pepper spray and small Bells to warn and fend off the Bears!How you tell if you are dealing with Black Bears or Grizzlies is by checking the Bear Scat!The Black Bear Scat will have berry seeds and small leaves and twigs in it.The Grizzly Scat will smell of Pepper Spray and have small Bells in it!

I looked for “Planet of the Bears” but all I could find was a kids book. Who is the author?

The bear used the path because he knew that it would be easier for the wardens to pick it up and sell it.

Nohwear, concise and to the point…..I like good writing…..

You know, this could be an edited version of a three panel strip….First panel…A bear…um…..ah…..on the path and the third panel, a bear snickering in the woods….But that would actually be less funny…Once again Wiley gets it right….Sometimes it’s what’s not drawn, like the spaces in jazz, that resound the loudest…..

How disgusting. Don’t theses bears use a bathroom. I see one advertisng toilet paper.

In my mind, I see a bear with reading glasses sitting by a tree…..reading the financial section….then using it to wipe with……reason…..some human used all the Charmin.

Maybe he needed it to be spelled out?

My first serious Laugh Out Loud (VERY LOUD) of 2014. Great stuff Wiley Miller. But, it would be even better if there were a Wiley bear in the toon. Guess we can’t have everything, can we?

Just wipe your shoe off on the grass and follow the arrow. No.. Not going to tell you what’s at the end of the trail. .But is a Bear Trail. ;) Filled with Wiley’s Bears.

Start writing before you forget it.