Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 08, 2014

It doesn’t look like Danae believes in Occam’s razor.

And you posed for the video. Very theatrically, I might add…

Greatly enjoyed your strip today here in the Garden State!

Grounded pending trial.Good behavior until then may mitigate outcome.Case is continued.

IN real life – after that first panel, my old man would have had me out at the old wood shed. There would have been no other questions.

THis is why some animals eat their young.

…and Dan Quayle for VP again, so he can snipe at the show again.

I bought the 1st season. That’s the only one they have released so far. I read somewhere that the material was too topical of the time, & that’s why it hasn’t been released in a box set. Granted some of the jokes would have to be explained for younger people, but it was still one of the funniest shows to ever air.

I guess you’re too young to remember “Moonlighting”.

or George & Gracie. They started it.

I’d swear I’d heard all of Danae’s argument before (and I don’t even watch the news).They’re so convincing, I vote to bring back the rack.

Press secretary or defense lawyer, she’s got a great future ahead of her.

Poor dad, he is too tolerant. She could use her mother or advice from the little sister. Hope she is not listening to Fox comedy and believing its news….

Right on target…listening Mr. Cristie??

Speaking of wedgies, didn’t Victoria give Bob an Olympic Wedgie a few years ago because he called her Vicky? But just a couple months ago, he says he never met her. Curious.

This is “Plausible Danaeability” Where lies and half truths meet reality head on and reality loses every time!

dabugger: Or even worse, watching Fox News and thinking it is news.

what about a recorded message of you yelling “I gave the ultimate wedgie?”

Celebrity impersonator

Neat comment, Caddy57. Hey, folks, I may be intermittent for awhile. I’m in WI, things are piled up, and the youngest spilled Mio solution all over the keyboard and monitor- bottom last night. I’m using another computer while the owner is out. And the MKE Journal Sentinel doesn’t carry “Non Sequitur” any more. The voting public majority didn’t understand it. Bon voyage.

I wonder if Bob has kids? I can only imagine what they would be like….

And even if the font in which the report was presented did not exist at the time of its supposed drafting, I still believe that the information is correct. And ever since Dan Rather said something to that effect while working at FAUX News, I have avoided their broadcasts entirely. Because FAUX News is fair and balanced and always researches their stories in depth before just parroting the party line.Or not. I get confused.Which was which again?

Or Pres Obama could use someone to explain why all those people lost their policies and can’t afford the ones in Obamacare.

Look at it this way she is entertaining just like Calvin.However if she did this to me I sue her for assault.

Is daddy’s beer a little larger than usual?

Most fathers I know—and, I’m one of them—after we got finished with her, would have said: “No, it didn’t happen…and, I didn’t whack on your butt just now.”