What I want to know is this. Is Pauly on that boat? I know it’s a little ahead of his time, but if it’s a Captain Eddie story, that shouldn’t make any difference…Anybody seen Bob? He owes me a slice of lime….
At least check the Noah Weather channel…..I heard there were small ark warnings posted today….And Eve, forget apples, go for the Apple-Pear hybrid….Exquisite!….I mean if you’re going to go to hell anyway….Might as well eat well…..
That is the beauty of Twitter, taking the dead whales off the beach. In the days of FIDO-net, there were twit lists, where you would be able to filter out text from specific persons. Now, you don’t have to even do that. You have to opt in to get their messages in the first place. Progress!
In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made alot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move…
…There is a theory that states if we ever did figure out what the universe was and why was it here, it would instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable….There is another theory which states, this has already happened…
Bruno, the new speculation is that there was a breach in the edge of the Mediterranean Sea which dumped a lot of water into the Black Sea, raising the level by 600 ft. There are pebble “beaches” that show that at one time the sea was 600 ft. lower than it is today…In the north, the land is rather flat and it would have caused a terrible flooding of the land. And it could have happened very quickly if it just suddenly burst like broken dam. That would cause a lot of stories back then….The black sea has two kinds of water. The top 600 feet is much different than what would have been the original sea….
Varnes about 10 years ago
Can we just drop the last three letters of Twitter now?
Kali39 about 10 years ago
The Trouble with Twitter: Too many twits…
Varnes about 10 years ago
What I want to know is this. Is Pauly on that boat? I know it’s a little ahead of his time, but if it’s a Captain Eddie story, that shouldn’t make any difference…Anybody seen Bob? He owes me a slice of lime….
Varnes about 10 years ago
Lobsters come in on lobster boats, and shrimp come in on shrimp boats….But what do crabs come in on? The Captain’s dingy….
Varnes about 10 years ago
At least check the Noah Weather channel…..I heard there were small ark warnings posted today….And Eve, forget apples, go for the Apple-Pear hybrid….Exquisite!….I mean if you’re going to go to hell anyway….Might as well eat well…..
Varnes about 10 years ago
I guess we all know why dinosaurs didn’t make the cut….Not enough cubits of lumber….
Randy B Premium Member about 10 years ago
That’s what time is for. So everything doesn’t all happen at once.
jnik23260 about 10 years ago
At least the Old Testament!
The Life I Draw Upon about 10 years ago
Makes as much sense as Captain Eddie.
reatta45 about 10 years ago
Captain Eddie’s stories are Much More believable than bible stories… bible stories are about a self centered Misogynist.
Arianne about 10 years ago
OMG, it’s not just a Gen Ex thing!
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 10 years ago
If I had to pick a fantasy to believe in it would be T.L.O.R.
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 10 years ago
That is the beauty of Twitter, taking the dead whales off the beach. In the days of FIDO-net, there were twit lists, where you would be able to filter out text from specific persons. Now, you don’t have to even do that. You have to opt in to get their messages in the first place. Progress!
sarazan7 about 10 years ago
I want to know about the “incident” !
Varnes about 10 years ago
Redkaycei, I don’t remember the explosion that caused the crater….
starcandles Premium Member about 10 years ago
I do not get it. I do not use Twitter, Facebook, etc.. Is this an obscure reference that only those who tweet understand?
Discombob about 10 years ago
And still just as true!
Observer fo Irony about 10 years ago
Looks more like a Reader’s Digest version of the Old Testament; are they on Twitter now?
dabugger about 10 years ago
An who really gives a Twit….? Yeah, both Capt Eddie and Danae have better imaginations than some old fantasy.
Vet Premium Member about 10 years ago
Where is the required Kardashian? Kanye? TMZ?
skyriderwest about 10 years ago
And the other 64-2/3 books of the Bible are… where?
Deekay723 about 10 years ago
Gosh. He hasn’t used THIS EXACT JOKE four times now.
I Quit about 10 years ago
The bible according to science is a completely different bit of fiction.
klunker rider about 10 years ago
In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made alot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move…
…There is a theory that states if we ever did figure out what the universe was and why was it here, it would instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable….There is another theory which states, this has already happened…
THHGTTG
MUGger86 about 10 years ago
Creation, Calamity & Miracles = Genesis! #RedSeaFloodsEden
vickij about 10 years ago
Ha Ha
1MadHat Premium Member about 10 years ago
The Bible in 140 characters……. 8^)
ChessPirate about 10 years ago
U frgt Cain & Abl…
pcolli about 10 years ago
In the beginning, someone picked up a pen and wrote the first thing that came to mind.
ThumperMcDuff about 10 years ago
Hey! Is that a Big Bertha driver Moses is waving? Looks like he hit into a water hazard with a Bubba Watson wallop to create such a splash.
Varnes about 10 years ago
Bruno, the new speculation is that there was a breach in the edge of the Mediterranean Sea which dumped a lot of water into the Black Sea, raising the level by 600 ft. There are pebble “beaches” that show that at one time the sea was 600 ft. lower than it is today…In the north, the land is rather flat and it would have caused a terrible flooding of the land. And it could have happened very quickly if it just suddenly burst like broken dam. That would cause a lot of stories back then….The black sea has two kinds of water. The top 600 feet is much different than what would have been the original sea….
Varnes about 10 years ago
jahoody, good one….
Mariposamia about 10 years ago
Then I wouldn’t believe a thing on Twitter!
Hunter7 about 10 years ago
Let’s see if I have this right Gone With The Wind – GWTW, teenaged angst, war, city burns, birth, more angst, don’t give a damn.