Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 15, 2015

Le Poomph? Is that French for ‘I ran smack into the behind of a big, fat Wileypolarbear?’

Now, that’s a bear, Wiley

Bear butts!Hah! It’s funny because bears DO have butts!It’s true!

And so we bid a fond farewell to Pierre of the North, who may not be with us next time.

Embrace ze snow? Yes.Embrace something just because it’s white? Not such a good idea.

Pierre, Pierre…you know you should never go out bare ass in the snow…

Bit late to start embracing the snow, Pierre – Spring is almost here (and Autumn in Oz).

I believe that this is one reason that alcoholic beverages are the preferred method of dealing with endless winters.

Third step is to move south … maybe Kitchener or Brantford.

keenan, I’m in SW MI….It’s -3 and falling fast…The roads are glare ice now because of the crazy swirly blowing snow we had yesterday…What is this Spring you speak of?

Congratulations WIley! Love the strip.

Wiley, seriously, “Le” before the "Poomph? You sir, are a funny guy….

Pierre is riding bear back!!

Why can’t you talk like a normal person?

I immediately thought of this scene from “The Great Outdoors”:

Really don’t know if thinking, but seeing might be help. That mistake is unbearable.

Has that bear been sitting in some yellow snow?

This is embarrassing.

Le Poomph…that’s great! Wiley, only you would come up with that. You are the best and by the way your “tell your own story” comics are much appreciated. Beautiful artwork and a wonderful idea.

Don’t you know it’s okay to make fun of white people? Who else do we have left?

Le Poomph! Wiley has some of the best onomatopoeia!

As the wife of a French-Canadian descendant, allow me say, YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING!!!

Great ’stache!!!

Le POOMPH?!?? Shades of Warner Bros., that’s FUNNY! ! Really good one, Wiley!

Who pooped in your Cheerios?

I have a zinking feeling about this…

I believe that “Le Poomph” was a tribute to Mel Blanc’s often funny vocal characterizations of foreign cartoon characters e.g. Pierre La Pew…

You got your nose stuck in what?And the bear did WHAT? ewwww

The snow is here to stay?? But, I thought Global warming \ Climate change…?? Well…

Too late, Pierre realizes that yellow snow is better that the “snow” he did encounter.

“Speaking against the weak is pathetic and cruel.” And who was doing that?

Shouldn’t the word “THREE” in panel three be spelled “ZREE”?