Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 16, 2015

Whatever works…

Sheesh. What’s wrong with putting a sweater on, instead of turning the heat up?!!

Hmm, an eddy of hot air from Eddie, interesting.

Eddie as alternative energy.Do the Koch brothers know about this?And if so, are they down with Eddie as a gas burner?

Be glad the heat is coming out of Eddie’s mouth.

Good joke. .Hang in there Wiley the snow will stop eventually, maybe a couple years.

Eddie always comes to the party.

Eddie could be the sole heat source for Ford Field!

awesome. Come over to my place and heat up my office.

Ut oh, ya had ask Eddie; now we are in for IT…..

Cheaper than the real heater too!

I’m surprised Eddie’s cat isn’t hairless, that close to so much heat…….

I thought Flo meant Eddy when she said she was firing up the old pot-bellied stove, then asked him a question.

Love seeing Paulie from the front in panel 3!

It’s so cold here, the teenagers are pulling their pants all the way up.

perception is the individual’s reality

argythree: Be prepared…for just any old thing. Lt. Gen. Sir Robert Stevenson Smyth, Lord Baden Powell of Gilwell.

gaijinrabbit, I got it. So I’ll engage……I’ll defend Maine….(Parts of it are very pretty….Nope, never been there, but every place has a cool area somewhere…Right?) Maine is beautiful state with inspiring people…It’s the snooty people in New Hampshire and the Hippies in Vermont that are the problem….Although, those places are kinda pretty, too…BTW, my lawyer said to add “Just kidding….”

gaijinrabbit, Midwesterner do have an accent and it is kind of flat….But the most notable characteristic is that we clip words… We toss out vowels and consonants with equal abandon… Or we turn one vowel into two..Two examples…..Look at the cute little ki-en….School is a two vowel word in the Midwest. Pronounced schooowell….Another one….Giving? No way! It’s I’m givin’ somebody somethin’…..We don’t seem to have a use for the “g” because it’s just way to long to say a full “ing”…Peple say we are very clipped and don’t actually open our mouth much to say words…And we talk too fast, I guess…

Not all Midwesterners sound alike: we Kansas Citians can always spot a St. Louisite (which is something like a parasite….) right off. Meanwhile, most of us sound something like this: “I’m thinkin’ and wonderin’ but I don’t git what a fur is fer. I don’t git what a fir is fer. Fer what is a fur er a fir?”

Good evening, Varnes. My name is HowieL. I live in New Hampshire. Prepare to die.

-Which is closer to the truth; Reality or perception ?-Neither…

SPOILER ALERT!!!-Be prepared! The Wileypolarbear will re-appear…