Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 14, 2016
Transcript:
Danae: Why'd you stop, Lucy? Lucy: 'Cuz there's a bridge. Danae: Yeah...so? Lucy: It might not be safe. Danae: Looks sturdy to me. Lucy: That's not the problem. Danae: And the problem is...? Lucy: What might be lurking under the bridge. Danae: Ok, that's nuts. Lucy: Says the one not stepping on to the vampire slug bridge. Danae: Wait...the what?
I thought that trolls lived under bridges.What is your name? Danae.What is your quest? To rid the world of stinky booger-brained boys.Who is your favorite Republican? Cruz..no, Trump.aaaiiiiieeeee…..