Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 01, 2016

Oh, man, Wiley, I’m speechless…The look on the poor little dog’s face is wonderful….. I suppose it is a happy ending in it’s own way….You’re great Miller…..Other cartoonists would just have the little dog in the big dog’s mouth…That would be funny……But, no, not you…in your cartoon, the doggie goes all the way through…Now, to get that leash out……..

Get the bag, unhook the leash…

Everything’s well, end, well guess I will doo.

And this too shall pass.

Wow. That’s one of my new favorites.

And who’s wearing the MilkBone underwear?

How did Wiley get this past the censor?

The little dog is asking, nay, begging for some brain bleach.

The small dog’s expression…priceless. May need years of therapy to undo the damage.

“Boss, you don’ WANNA know what goes on in there!”

Getting into Kliban territory here.

Deep breaths now.

Almost worth the $75 print price, if only it was in color…

To rephrase Colin Mochrie, “Dog survives being eaten by running until he was all pooped out”.

Ew.

(applauding)

♫♪♫And the lapdog goes ’round and ’roundWoe O OAnd it comes out here……

Hell lo ooooooooooo?

small dog – " there’s not enough alcohol to make the memory go away"

OMG – so funny!!

Wiley you owe me a clean shirt ! I was just taking a sip of coffee when I read this cartoon.Good thing my laptop is waterproof.I am still laughing ! Got to be one of the funniest cartoons I’ve seen in a long time.

That little dog’s experience is probably akin to how the GOP leaders felt after their meeting with Rump Trump, yesterday.

Just can not be what am seeing. Dat not possible; or? Or is it because it is April 1 for us. Maybe not for Wiley. . . Yeah, some end result.

He just wanted the little dog to get to know him Deep Inside

Great comment

Ya know, that big dog really looks a lot like a small version of a Wiley bear.

oh my gaud, did he eat him and poop him out already? hahahaha

Oh dear me, fabulous! SOCKAW! (Spit out coffee, keyboard all wet)

" I’ve just been down the gullet of an interstellar cockroach, kid. That’s one of a hundred memories that I don’t want." – Men In Black

I’m just going to pretend I didn’t see that

Are those sweat dots around the little dog, or… I don’t wanna know.

My new all time favourite.

‘hello’ and ’goodye ’ it would seem

E ticket ride??

Garbage in, garbage out………

That big dog’s got a FAST digestive system… but it doesn’t absorb much.

Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.

Does the lady still need to use a pooper-scooper?

The big dog is like the current election cycle. We’ll get through it, but the memory will not be pleasant.

That’s too fast. The excreted dog must have been from a previous encounter.

In this case, it did “Sequitur”

on ‘Most Common Lies"… "That dog don’t bite."

Continuing on, “He’s also in the Guinness World Record for having the fastest and least effective digestive system in the known animal kingdom!”

Reminds me of a GSD (rescue) I had years ago. I was in the Veterinarians office by the desk with him (Winter) and this woman comes out from the back with her little dog and he reached over and snatched the collar off her dog before I could grab him back! Even though he did it as deftly as a magician and didn’t even take a bit of hair off the other dog, I was still mortified! I think Wiley has caught the exact look the little dog had on it’s face that day perfectly. That was my Winter.He was a quirky dog coming from an extreme neglect and abuse background, a little quirky, but overall an absolutely great dog. He was with me for over 12 years. I miss him very much. Thanks Wiley.

look up ‘stringing geese’ – involves a piece of fat tied to a long cord….

As Kurtz said, *the horror the horror"