Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 08, 2016
November 07, 2016
November 09, 2016
Transcript:
Patient: Ah...ok, I see...clearly, the system is rigged.
Sign reads: The 3-step health program.
1. Don't eat junk food.
2. Eat more nutritious food.
3. Exercise.
Also a nicely veiled way of saying that you won’t look into how the system is being rigged to not allow any corporations that are not official propaganda outlet corporations to engage in political speech if you know what is good for you.
My cardiologist said to eat more greens. I said, “You mean like lettuce, spinach and stuff like that?”. She said, “Yeah, you got it.”. I said, “That ain’t food. That’s what food eats to become food. Feed that green stuff to the cow and I’ll eat the healthy cow.”.
Doctors just love to yell about diet and exercise. They remain alarming silent about the high amount of overtime many of us are required to work, despite it’s toll on physical and mental health. They are completely silent about the junk food industry despite knowing that the “food” they produce is harmful.
As advanced as science is, you’d think SOMEBODY could make Brussel sprouts taste like butterscotch and broccoli taste like chocolate. I mean, somebody could make a fortune. . .
How does that saying go? It’s not the number of years that you live, it’s about the life in your years. The good lord gave me a healthy body, it’s my job to try to keep it that way.
Superfrog almost 8 years ago
It’s a conspiracy.
Can't Sleep almost 8 years ago
Yep. The fix is in. It’s somebody else’s fault. And the dog ate my homework. The king of denial.
asianwoof almost 8 years ago
Let’s Make Pizza Great Again!
somebodyshort almost 8 years ago
ELECTION DAY !! GET OUT AND SUPPORT YOUR CHOICE !!
dadoctah almost 8 years ago
While I’m not crazy about this three-step plan, it beats the heck out of Dr Oz’s two-step plan:
1. Don’t eat anything. Ever.
2. Arrange to give yourself perpetual diarrhea.
Watcher almost 8 years ago
Better call Donald so he can sue them.
davidweinstock almost 8 years ago
the cook has a mexican mother. call a lawyer
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Nice example of a false equivalence.
Also a nicely veiled way of saying that you won’t look into how the system is being rigged to not allow any corporations that are not official propaganda outlet corporations to engage in political speech if you know what is good for you.
AKHenderson Premium Member almost 8 years ago
25 Snickers bars will supply the daily requirement of calcium.
brain Les almost 8 years ago
I see the problem:
It says, “eat more nutritious food” and should say instead, “eat LESS nutritious food”
too much of a ‘good’ thing is BAD
garcoa almost 8 years ago
If he couldn’t figure that out 25 years ago, he won’t figure it out now either.
Plods with ...™ almost 8 years ago
4. repeat
ladamson1918 almost 8 years ago
If a hospital gown is too tight to close, you may just have a problem.
sandpiper almost 8 years ago
Three step election chart:Get your ballot,Mark your ballot,Throw up
tom_wright almost 8 years ago
My cardiologist said to eat more greens. I said, “You mean like lettuce, spinach and stuff like that?”. She said, “Yeah, you got it.”. I said, “That ain’t food. That’s what food eats to become food. Feed that green stuff to the cow and I’ll eat the healthy cow.”.
whiteheron almost 8 years ago
Die young, leave a pretty corpse.
Beleck3 almost 8 years ago
right, live healthy, die anyway. be a health corpse!
Flash Gordon almost 8 years ago
Choose slim trim good looking parents so that
you don’t look like the blob on the table.
Technojunkie almost 8 years ago
Given what the government subsidizes and promotes as “healthy”, yes, the system is rigged. Eat meat, drink water.
Varnes almost 8 years ago
4. Sitting in a comfy chair reading Christopher Moore or Carl Hiiasen?
phredturner almost 8 years ago
Alas, most food in America is “junk food”.
Dani Rice almost 8 years ago
And for Pete’s sake, don’t smoke!
Znox11 almost 8 years ago
…the freaking liberal medical profession and it’s slanted bias against obesity and heart disease.
IQTech61 almost 8 years ago
Doctors just love to yell about diet and exercise. They remain alarming silent about the high amount of overtime many of us are required to work, despite it’s toll on physical and mental health. They are completely silent about the junk food industry despite knowing that the “food” they produce is harmful.
1953Baby almost 8 years ago
As advanced as science is, you’d think SOMEBODY could make Brussel sprouts taste like butterscotch and broccoli taste like chocolate. I mean, somebody could make a fortune. . .
gammaguy almost 8 years ago
Let’s vote on it.
yimhere almost 8 years ago
Thanks to all the hilarious comments today! Politics is out and real humor returns! Laughter is the best way to put these recent months behind us!
dabugger almost 8 years ago
That guy has an al full idea. He is an extra size already.
Red Ruffensor almost 8 years ago
He’s yuge, I tell ya! YUGE!!
kaffekup almost 8 years ago
Will eating healthy food make you live forever? No, but it will feel like forever.
dflak almost 8 years ago
How does that saying go? It’s not the number of years that you live, it’s about the life in your years. The good lord gave me a healthy body, it’s my job to try to keep it that way.
jmworacle almost 8 years ago
Frau Clinton Food Gestapo will teach us. Und you vill like it!
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly almost 8 years ago
Oh, sure. Cloud the issue with facts and science!!