As a country I wonder what our yelp rating would be..“As a whole, a nice place, A bit expensive in some areas, but mostly the people were friendly and helpful. Unfortunately the same could not be said of their Government, who had no open museums or events scheduled to entertain tourists. 2 Stars "
Interesting to me is that many, if not all, of the ones that want to unlock the borders lock their doors to keep illegal people out. Of course that is different somehow.Ogh, and perhaps they want to go on a Mexican vacation the same manner that those entering our country do. They will get treated so much better than their crowd that come up here do.
The rope line should wind back and forth, like at Disney and all amusement parks. Also, where are the bouncers who decide who even GETS to the maître d?
That “Guide” is facing South. Any would be border crosser would have to show proof of at least a $1000 contribution to Trump’s campaign fund (and , yes, we all have to know that Trump has already set up a 2020 Presidential campaign war chest). Then, the person wishing to cross will be allowed into the U.S.
The existing wall btw screws up wildlife migration, but does little to stop drug traffickers or other humans. Waste of money, and destruction of the environment, no wonder Donnie Dumpster loves the idea.
The joke is lost in translation, if one doesn’t know what a “’Michelin Guide” is…however, Wiley has a point, the Michelin Guide kind of wall might be a better deterrent than a real sky high wall, even if it is dug down 9 or 10 feet into the ground as well….
strictures over 7 years ago
But you would need an obnoxious & supercilious French maitre d to man the desk.
Masterskrain over 7 years ago
it would be just as effective as Trump’s wall…
Dtroutma over 7 years ago
More effective than the wall, and boy, what a cover charge the taxpayers wouldn’t be stuck with!
Bilan over 7 years ago
Oh great. A one-month waiting list to get into the county.
Chrisdiaz801 over 7 years ago
They’d need a guide to the Most Scenic Border Walls In the World.
Varnes over 7 years ago
DTroutma, “Women Get In Free Thursdays”, trust me on this one….
Can't Sleep over 7 years ago
I remember when Trump first announced his great wall. I thought he was making a joke. “It’ll be the most beautiful wall…”
Space_cat over 7 years ago
As a country I wonder what our yelp rating would be..“As a whole, a nice place, A bit expensive in some areas, but mostly the people were friendly and helpful. Unfortunately the same could not be said of their Government, who had no open museums or events scheduled to entertain tourists. 2 Stars "
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 7 years ago
I thought the wall was going to be manned by the guy from Chity Wok!
William Taylor over 7 years ago
This is supposed to be funny?
whiteheron over 7 years ago
Interesting to me is that many, if not all, of the ones that want to unlock the borders lock their doors to keep illegal people out. Of course that is different somehow.Ogh, and perhaps they want to go on a Mexican vacation the same manner that those entering our country do. They will get treated so much better than their crowd that come up here do.
sandpiper over 7 years ago
Given the countryside, it appears to be our southern border. Are we facing east or west? Would say a lot about which country offers ‘accommodations’
Linguist over 7 years ago
" Do you have a reservation ? "
" Zer will be a tirty minute vait…"
" I’m sorry Monsieur, your name does not seem to be on ze list…"
edward thomas Premium Member over 7 years ago
The rope line should wind back and forth, like at Disney and all amusement parks. Also, where are the bouncers who decide who even GETS to the maître d?
William Bednar Premium Member over 7 years ago
That “Guide” is facing South. Any would be border crosser would have to show proof of at least a $1000 contribution to Trump’s campaign fund (and , yes, we all have to know that Trump has already set up a 2020 Presidential campaign war chest). Then, the person wishing to cross will be allowed into the U.S.
Cerabooge over 7 years ago
Maitre d at the restaurant L’Idiot.
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 7 years ago
There’s a recurring character in “Gasoline Alley” who would be perfect for the job.
whiteaj over 7 years ago
It would work better than what we have now.
Germanshepherds4ever over 7 years ago
I absolutely do not get this one! More obscure humor……
dflak over 7 years ago
The wall will be built, and the Mexicans will pay for it - they will build it to keep us out.
Dtroutma over 7 years ago
The existing wall btw screws up wildlife migration, but does little to stop drug traffickers or other humans. Waste of money, and destruction of the environment, no wonder Donnie Dumpster loves the idea.
JennyJenkins over 7 years ago
The joke is lost in translation, if one doesn’t know what a “’Michelin Guide” is…however, Wiley has a point, the Michelin Guide kind of wall might be a better deterrent than a real sky high wall, even if it is dug down 9 or 10 feet into the ground as well….
edward thomas Premium Member over 7 years ago
And ladders grow longer, and tunnels go deeper. Just ask the Israelis who border Gaza!