Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 16, 2017

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 7 years ago

    A future time when humanity is either eaten to extinction or are in hiding from the Wiley Bears and so they must eat less savory fare. Since cannibalism is verboten in their species they must eat lesser creatures.

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    Watcher  over 7 years ago

    Yes, true equality. We eat whatever, whenever, whoever we like.

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    Superfrog  over 7 years ago

    All those in favour? The motion to break for lunch is carried 7 to 1.

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    Varnes  over 7 years ago

    The thing I like about Wiley Bears is their pleasantly self assured attitude….They are not mean, but they do have a mission….I bet they would be pleasant company, as they pick their teeth with one of your rib bones….

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 7 years ago

    Ah, those fun-loving Wiley Bears. Of which I always have fallouts with on these posts.

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    Masterskrain  over 7 years ago

    WILEY BEARS YAY!!!

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    draeagwol  over 7 years ago

    Second thoughts: A Hare too late…

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    moontime70  over 7 years ago

    From the wide-eyed look…the rabbit knows it’s time to make like a tree and get the heck out of there!

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    zzeek  over 7 years ago

    Hare today, gone tomorrow.

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    ladykat  over 7 years ago

    Wiley bears and a wily hare!

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    sandpiper  over 7 years ago

    Hare snared by false promises. This ain’t Watership Downs, Inc.

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    prime_pm  over 7 years ago

    “Good luck finding an accountant that can multiply as good as me!”

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    Kaputnik  over 7 years ago

    But it doesn’t look as if you brought in enough diversity for everybody.

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    Geophyzz  over 7 years ago

    If Wiley was Canadian, I would suspect this was directed at the RCMP. Troubled by sexual harassement charges, they are considering a female director.

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    whiteheron  over 7 years ago

    If this is Wall Street, shouldn’t the critter be a bull?

    (and yes, bears will kill cattle)

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    garcoa  over 7 years ago

    We need equality in numbers as well as diversity, if we want complete satisfaction.

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    derdave969  over 7 years ago

    Garoca – but rabbits have been traditionally discriminated against and downtrodden. We need to compensate by hiring them preferentially.

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    Linguist  over 7 years ago

    The Bear market is not for the timid. It’s a risky business. Thank goodness, these guys have their lucky Rabbit’s foot !

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 7 years ago

    “If you don’t have a seat at the table, you’re probably……” Hmm, or sometimes even if you do have a seat at the table.

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    Seed_drill  over 7 years ago

    This is a bit closer to the original darker concept behind Zootopia.

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    WCLamb  over 7 years ago

    I want to know who ties the ties for those bears. Without opposable thumbs, getting that knot “just right” must be a nightmare!

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    lagoulou  over 7 years ago

    “Delicious” move?……bones on the table? Mr R abbit better skedaddle!

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 7 years ago

    No, NO, NO!

    Not the BUNNY!

    (…sobbing…)

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    colcam  over 7 years ago

    Tomorrow—

    The next of kin visit, trying to understand how management hired a Monty Python Rabbit without warning the bear staff.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 7 years ago

    As in “Zootopia” the difficulty is having the apex predators in the whole civilization filled with their food.

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    pam Miner  over 7 years ago

    For most of the life of humans we have been the top of the food chain.If you believe we are being visited by extraterrestrials, then we May Not be the top of the food chain anymore.A whole lot of people go missing with no clue, never heard from again.That puts a whole other perspective on eating live creatures.

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