Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 25, 2017

Keep your seat belt fastened.

And fresh, non-recycled air to breath! Well at takeoff and landing, at 35,000 feet, not so much.

A 350mph wind blast in the face…..Maybe getting my teeth knocked out and my butt dragged down the aisle was a better offer after all……Hmmm.

Wait until the gremlin shows up to unbolt your seats …

Ever see those photos of Col. Stapp in the rocket sled? You get to have those expressions for hours!

At least you’re not next to the crying baby.

Or even this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Airways_Flight_5390

Just don’t try to comfort your son. United will have you arrested.http://www.heraldsun.com/news/local/counties/durham-county/article152030327.html

I at first thought this happened when the airlines shortened the legroom to load more passengers and . . .POP!! one squeezed out on the wing.

Perhaps they will meet the gremlin that hangs out on airplane wings – as seen by W. Shatner on a classic Twilight Zone episode.

Calm down, Shatner, they’re not going to do anything.

I see that United has added a new passenger seating category…Complainer Class !

Hey, you can’t use the word… oh, she said “snit”.

“Oh snit, we are in for it now!”

Ah, the smoking section.

Stop whining, we have the best view

@linguist: Excellent

@linguist: perhaps those seats will be bolted to the ceiling… there’s some unused space up there…

But they still charged us for the luggage.

Just a minute, there, those are PREMIUM seats. That’ll cost you an extra $50,000.

Winning, landing face first on a Tarmac near you!

Of course, they are on the left wing, comrades.

Can you imagine how much extra fuel would be used due to that airflow disruption?

They will experience the wind called You die ah!

The GOP healthcare up graded seats.

reason no. 285 I will never get on a plane.