Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 03, 2017

I’m going with the Megyn Kelly interview.

Love it !!!

A bishop, death and John Howard walk into a bar ?

What’s the difference between a bishop’s tribunal, a kangaroo court and the grim reaper? There’s no difference. The verdict has already been decided and there’s no appeal.

A Cardinal, Death, and a Kangaroo with his lawyer walk into a bar…

It’s neither. This is the trailer for the next Avengers movie.

I don’t watch ‘interviewer’ shows, but will ask: if so many people don’t like interviewers’ style, method, whatever, why bother to watch at all? There is a clown-in-chief who daily provides, in 140 or more words and without ads, pure original comedy-drama-tragedy episodes, . C’est pleurer.

A pervert, a conman, and a Facsist walk into a bar. The bartend asks “What can I get you, Mr. President?”

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks “What is this, some kind of joke?”

Like most Americans, I don’t actually watch Megyn Kelly’s show, so all I know is that she’s interviewed Vladimir Putin and Alex Jones. Given that the former has engaged in rather sinister conspiratorial behavior (a fair characterization of the way unpleasant things happen to his enemies) and the latter peddles insane conspiracy theories, I would get the joke if it involved something conspiracy related, but this just seems too random.

It will be ex-cathedra

The kangaroo leaves when they try to charge it $10 for a beer.

What’s the difference?

Megan Kelly has the cutest chin in the world….

Megyn Kelly interviews are lame jokes.

I would watch her interviews if she didn’t interview asshats like Putin and Jones. I thought better of her. I think NBC did too.