Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 24, 2017

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 7 years ago

    I’m atheist, but I gotta say, that’s a heaven worth dying for.

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    AKHenderson Premium Member over 7 years ago

    The sauna must be in Hell.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 7 years ago

    Humans can conjure up all kinds of fantastic places be it Oz or Arrakis or Heaven or Sheol.

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    darth_geekboy  over 7 years ago

    100 years of that gets boring. imagine 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 times infinity of that.

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Well, Darth, the answer is to request (or be given) a memory reset every so often… (Groundhog Day … forever)

    The real question is: At the top of the million mile high roller coaster, just as you start the plunge, are you still going to think, “I’m gonna die!” given that you are already dead…

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    Dtroutma  over 7 years ago

    Anything would get a bit boring after an eternity, but this looks like fun.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Finally, something I can believe in!

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    dl11898  over 7 years ago

    How about “heaven on earth?”

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    ArtyD2 Premium Member over 7 years ago

    I hear the voice of Sam Kinnison ragging on Dildo and Tammy Faye Baker claiming God told them to build an amusement park. Guess they were right after all.

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    whiteheron  over 7 years ago

    Hell being stuck in the ticket line…?

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    clancy.4233  over 7 years ago

    I can have everything I want? Yes, you are in hell.

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    JenSolo02  over 7 years ago

    As a good little Catholic girl, I was taught that we don’t become angels when we die. Angels were God’s special (what-ever), and they were all male. (At least the arch-angels were.) Now as a rational adult… doctrine, really!? All those man-made rules and regulations… Anyway… My afterlife would be a chaise lounge in a library with no due-dates. :)

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    Masterskrain  over 7 years ago

    Another imagining of a totally non-existent “Place”.

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    sandpiper  over 7 years ago

    Looks like the way business is handled every day in D.C.

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    dabugger  over 7 years ago

    fantasy is all their is if you are a republican

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    Godfreydaniel  over 7 years ago

    “Captain Stormfield” was never like this………

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    Nuclear Nemesis  over 7 years ago

    Sure beats how Mark Twain described it in “Letters from the Earth”.

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    pchemcat  over 7 years ago

    Works for me also, as long as all the kitties and doggies I have known are also there.

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    BiathlonNut  over 7 years ago

    After reading the three volume set sbout Hell, Purgatory and Heaven by Dante, I have settled on the first circle of Hell as being the most desirable place to end up. The rest of Hell is simply infinite crueltyand infinite sadism, and the other places would have one standing around singing hymns – infinite boredom and infinite repetition.

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    Adiraiju  over 7 years ago

    I remember a Ray Bradbury short story that involved Hell turning out to be a playground – the sort in a rough part of town where you got shoved and beaten and kicked around by shrieking, psychotic children for eternity.

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    katzenbooks45  over 7 years ago

    Sure beat streets paved with gold and many mansions. No thank you.

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    Hippogriff  over 7 years ago

    Faith is not bothering with conjecture, but confidence that God’s plan is beyond all expectation.

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