Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 23, 2017

At least the crodiles get an excellent Thanksgiving feast. Or maybe they’re alligators, can’t tell because their snouts are submerged.

Draw poker is more fun than draw bridge although that’s probably a moat point here.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING from the Great White North

Peasant pate’

Does this make the king the chairman of the board ?

How about the phrase, “Pass the biscuits.”?

…and in addition to feeding the peasants, he gets to feed the alligators as well….

No guards. Just climb on the table, punch the king, take the food, and run.

Also why some societies end with heads on sticks.

Forget the chairs – I can eat from the table.

It IS the thought that counts. The King was thinking of the crocs….The King and his lizard buddies are just having the peasants for their Thanksgiving dinner is all.* BTW, it wouldn’t be all that hard to ship crocodiles from Egypt to southern Europe across the Mediterranean Sea. If you were the King…..

*This is not a political reference, seriously…It’s not……Any other explanation is a croc of…well something……..

I enjoyed today’s strip until the king remined me of Donald Trump.

So THAT’S where the GOP got their tax plan…

If I were the king, I would be worried about my feet.

Anything reminds you of Trump. Sad.

Thoughtfulness counts, and thought in general counts. But “the” thought isn’t necessarily anything that special.

But let us not get lost in minutia, the king is of the hateful rule-by-fear variety of leader. Though if the peasants all left he would be in quite a pickle since they sustain him.

“It’s the thought that counts” ranks right up there with “S/he means well.” Never trust anybody who says either.

Medieval crocogators.

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone and prayers for safe travels

Happy eat lots of turkey and everything else on the table day!

Don’t really need crocodiles/alligators; there are any number of carnivorous fresh water fish he could stock his moat with. Unfortunately, they don’t show too often on the surface.

I think we all missed that the king’s plate is well filled, the other plates have crumbs

Next: CSI

Crocodile scene investigation.

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Oh, by the way…

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

Are those chairs standing on something, or do they just have really long legs?