Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 11, 2018

Captain Eddie’s been taking cues from EA, I see.

A good story teller has it figured out how many rounds you’re willing to pay for to get to the end of the story

Come on Flo….Set it out….I want to hear the rest of the story….

Is THIS what they call Click Bait??

I guess this is sort of a cliff hanger , eh ?

It’s A-YUH Wiley, get it right, by gorry!

I think it was called “clink-bait” back then…

At least he tells a story for his free drinks.

Unlike Andy Capp he does something for his free drinks.

Isn’t this supposed to happen around the end of November, just before the series takes an 8-week break before returning for the spring?

“Then, if someone will give him a toothful of gin He will tell how he once played a part in East Lynne…”From “Practical Cats”, TS Eliot.

Someone has been taking cues from Scheherazade.

I want to hear the end of the story; somebody buy Eddie another drink.

Just love his stories!

You see, the reason Eddie thinks his stories are true is because of all those free rounds of drinks!

You see, the reason Eddie thinks his stories are true is because of all those free rounds of drinks!

A good whopper is always worth the lubrication!

Eddie, get to the end of the story. I’ll buy you one when it’s finished.

@and so it goes: The point of the story is to get the drink first, then have the ending be so lame you’re not sure if it was worth it or not.