Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 25, 2018

Bring on the gumbo.

I’d pay a dollar to see that.

Danae may be more concerned about the booger-brain apocalypse.

Time to start an okra farm.

Imagine they will just produce natural clones of themselves. Not unknown in the animal kingdom. The Desert Grassland Whiptail Lizard, an all-female species, reproduces strictly through cellular meiosis (no fertilization of eggs required), while ovulation is enhanced by what basically amounts to lizard-lesbianism.

No one is afraid of them reproducing. Why this with the crayfish?

You can’t negotiate with giant mutant crayfish because they’re too shellfish.

Just tell the French that they taste like frog legs. Problem solved.

The Mutant Crayfish of Europe, aka the Marbled Crayfish of Europe was an accident and they are spreading fast and maybe Jeffrey’s theory is right. They do take over the world. The Simpson’s were right about Trump being President so Jeffrey can be right about this.

Gumbo usually has shrimp, not crawfish. Etouffee is the traditional dish using the mudbugs.

@kveldulf: Winfrey can MC the Okra Farm Dedication Ceremony !

Don’t crayfish usually have claws?

Because we try to fix it.

I have a pet crayfish. He’s totally awesome. And now I can’t eat it anymore.

We saw this last week over at Skinhorse comic.

Mmmmm…etouffee. I do miss my grandma’s cooking.

www.motherjones.com/environment/2014/06/watch-out-summer-swimmers-here-come-jellyfish/

Appears Jeffrey is as interested in being calculating with Danae as he is in his calculus books.

…gumbo is good…

We’all gonna need a biiiiiiig pot for them crawdads.

These ones were clearly born in a pond near Chernobyl.

He bag production,

He got walrus gumbo…

Ahh, in south Louisiana, we’d make short work of ’em.

And they’re crawfish, not “crayfish.”

I’ve got just two words for you…CRAWFISH BOIL !!!

Mmmmm, gumbo.

Heat up the boiling pot and lay in a supply of new potatoes and corn.

And let’s not forget bisque…. yum

All those struggling Cajun bands will find themselves with more gigs than they can handle.

Reminds me of the Attack of the Atomic Lobsters sketch from a very old (1978) episode of Saturday Night Live.

Gris-gris gumbo?

Reminds me of some good times years ago on Little Lobster Creek in Oregon. We put less spice and more beer in the boil than the Cajuns do.

These crayfish have evolved a third set of Chromosomes that allow asexual reproduction. This allows exponential population growth rate.

I think they stole this from an old SNL bit involving radioactive mutant lobsters.

I think they stole this from an old SNL bit involving radioactive mutant lobsters.

The classic Cajun approach when faced with any grotesque abomination . . . “how does it cook up?!”

And Gumbo can have ANYTHING in it and STILL be gumbo!