Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 24, 2018

Leave them alone, and they’ll stumble home,

Dragging their booze behind them.

Well, as they don’t have pockets, is she stuck with the tab to get them back?

Boo, Bo!

Little Bo Peep has found her sheep

And in order to get out of trouble

They turned her frown upside down

When they ordered her a double.

You guys are about to get the hook.

Little Bo Peep had lost her sheep, and did not know where to find them…….

Then, Little Bo Peep FOUND her sheep….and decided “What the Hell…I’ll join them”.

No obvious political reference = Hooray!

AND, it’s rather clever, as well!

Little Bo-Peep doesn’t look happy. Did those sheep pull the wool over her eyes before heading off?

Mary had a little lamb, and some mint sauce.

I think she ’s feeling a little crook

Sheep NEVER see the end of “Happily Ever After Hour” coming until it’s too late.

So, are they sitting in a BAAHHHR??

So they weren’t actually lost; they were taking it on the lamb. (b’dum tssshhh!)

I guess the “He was never here” line from the bartender isn’t going to work this time.

Have you see those prices? They’ve been fleeced.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76wzA2A2T1Q&list=FLFYRrAvZp8fcQpWJ1WgUCsA&t=73s&index=20

Looks as if hillary showed up to herd her sheep.

They don’t look old enough to drink. Neither does Bo Peep.

Alright you sheep. Break’s over. Get back to… just what is it you do now?

Funny how only ONE of the Sheep seems to be drinking the Orange Kool-aid…

That’s anytime Buttercup returns from a trip.

Bo Peep needs a good sheep dog, maybe then she wouldn’t keep losing them.

Better than a border collie (unless it’s a dinner party)

Did someone request a Border collie?

TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome) used to describe those who oppose Trump. But it really should be used to describe the supporters of the current presidensity (and no, I did not misspell that)! They are far more deranged than those who oppose him.

Pronunciation mnemonic:

Mary had a little plane

Among the clouds to frisk.

Wasn’t that awfully brave of her,

Her little *?

Sheesh, just when you think you’ve gone on the lamb, some kid outs you.

Little Lamb who made thee

Dost thou know who made thee

Gave thee life & bid thee feed.

By the stream & o’er the mead;

Gave thee clothing of delight,

Softest clothing wooly bright;

Gave thee such a tender voice,

Making all the vales rejoice!

Little Lamb who made thee

Dost thou know who made thee

Little Lamb I’ll tell thee,

Little Lamb I’ll tell thee!

He is called by thy name,

For he calls himself a Lamb:

He is meek & he is mild,

He became a little child:

I a child & thou a lamb,

We are called by his name.

Little Lamb God bless thee.

Little Lamb God bless thee.

There is a big difference between being genuinely happy and being carelessly happy to the point of harming yourself or others in your pursuit.

The reuniting was shear joy.

At least she found them before they headed off to the casino. Lambs are notorious for their gamboling.

“Uh-oh, guys! Time to get the flock outta here!”

Someone’s about to get fleeced…

I have half a dozen ‘Happily ever after’ episodes a day. If only I could remember them

That’s what she gets for having so many Rams in her flock.

Sheep are the Stupidest animals in the world.

The reason they need Shepherds is that Sheep will eat the grass, roots and all, then stand in that patch of bare dirt and Starve before it occurs to them that there might be More Grass on the Other Side of the hill.

It’s a Democrat convention. Drunk sheep waiting for CNN to tell them what they are angry about today. Truth means nothing…that’s there motto