Can fault them cavemen, For after inventing the exagonal, the trapezoidal, the square, and the Aztec Pyramidal wheels, Finally pure inspiration and lunch in the same package! Win-win I’ll say!
From a comic many years ago, Einstein was writing on the chalkboard stuff like "E=mc, E=Mc^5 (to the fifth power), E=Mc^10, but still couldn’t figure it out. Then the lady that was tidying up his desk said, “Now that desk is squared away, yessir, SQUARRRRRED away!” And then Einstein got the same look the guy trying to invent the wheel had.
Adiraiju about 6 years ago
Wait a few days, and it’ll be sturdier than any of those stones!
in.amongst about 6 years ago
Gr8! Do you frame it or stuff it?
CrazyPri about 6 years ago
Whoa! for a minute there I thought I was in B.C.
Watcher about 6 years ago
And the age old question that has confounded man has been answered. The bagel came first then the wheel.
the lost wizard about 6 years ago
Now if someone would invent coffee we could take a break.
skirchner about 6 years ago
No sense reinventing the Bagel…
A Hip loving Canadian... about 6 years ago
Unfortunately, greasing the axle with cream cheese didn’t work so well.
Masterskrain about 6 years ago
“A Bagel is a Doughnut that’s been dipped in cement!”
tripwire45 about 6 years ago
Now he has to invent cream cheese and lox.
keenanthelibrarian about 6 years ago
As well you might!
sandpiper about 6 years ago
If all the legends about bagel durability were true, we would be finding bagel artifacts in every dig.
Dani Rice about 6 years ago
When the birds fly over the harbor, they are bagels. When they are over the ocean, they are Segals.
Ermine Notyours about 6 years ago
He’s also invented the Chase logo on the left.
KEA about 6 years ago
What’s a bagel?
garcalej about 6 years ago
Now he only has to invent cream cheese. But milking those mammoths won’t be easy.
dwagner200 about 6 years ago
Next he invented the car, but people kept eating the wheels.
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member about 6 years ago
Okay, I surrender. I read this on an empty stomach. NowI’m heading to the store for bagels and cream cheese.
kodj kodjin about 6 years ago
The only time I ever eat bagels and cream cheese is when I stay at a motel that offers a free continental breakfast in the morning.
Brian Premium Member about 6 years ago
I have a bagel for breakfast three days per week. This is not one of those days. Today is an oatmeal day. Tomorrow will be a bagel day.
rs0204 Premium Member about 6 years ago
Still needs a schmear.
Bookworm about 6 years ago
President Trump invented the bagel. He just hasn’t taken credit for it yet.
Kind&Kinder about 6 years ago
Never mind the bagel, Ally Oop, let’s get to the bialys,
Iwa Iniki about 6 years ago
Now invent cream cheese.
sufamelico about 6 years ago
Can fault them cavemen, For after inventing the exagonal, the trapezoidal, the square, and the Aztec Pyramidal wheels, Finally pure inspiration and lunch in the same package! Win-win I’ll say!
samsoltan_48323 about 6 years ago
He just needs some lox and cream cheese.
bakana about 6 years ago
I’ll have a nice fresh Salted Wheel, light on the Cream Cheese, Double Lox and a slice of Tomato.
STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member about 6 years ago
From a comic many years ago, Einstein was writing on the chalkboard stuff like "E=mc, E=Mc^5 (to the fifth power), E=Mc^10, but still couldn’t figure it out. Then the lady that was tidying up his desk said, “Now that desk is squared away, yessir, SQUARRRRRED away!” And then Einstein got the same look the guy trying to invent the wheel had.
kaffekup about 6 years ago
Funny, he doesn’t look Jewish…