Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 12, 2019

All the chirp is gone out of the tweets ever since Twit-ter was created. It has become more akin to screeching.

Acts like Trump, tweets like Trump but it doesn’t look like Trump and that is not Trump’s tweeting throne.

Let me call you Tweetheart.

At least it has him sitting on the right throne.

It’s a sign of the diturbing times.

Where’s the flush handle?

Nothing fake about this. Real news at last.

To look a bit more representative, Wiley might have depicted the guy standing, but with one foot about to step off the edge.

A monument to the twitterpated-in-chief at 1600

Puppy looks like it’s scoping out a place to pee.

Is that a russian spaniel? Moscow water dog? Borzoi?

“Veni Vidi Tweeti”

“Who controls the past controls the future; who controls the present controls the past.” ~George Orwell

On the topic of trying to sanitize history, George Santayana’s famous quote comes to mind.

“After I’m in office, I won’t tweet. it’s not Presidential.” D.J. trump, August, 2017…

Except that should be a toilet, not a chair.

I came, I saw, I trumpeted ignominy.

How about a naval statue – Don’t fire until you see the glow of their screens.

Pigeons’ new favorite.

Let’s start a #GoFundMe to have this cartoon enlarged, framed, and sent to the twit-in-chief in D.C. And it can replace his official portrait. . .

I came, I saw faux news, I tweeted.

“I SAW”

Saw what? That cat video on your phone? Admit it: You didn’t look up to see any damn thing!!!"

Be very careful what you ask for?

In the South the statues will be replaced with statues of Trump and Moscow Mitch.

#AbolishHistory

How passe.

I hope the dog gave this monument the “Leg UP” salute and christening.

Nothing is more disturbing than the racist confederate monuments.

You cannot erase history no matter what you tear down, better to use the past as a way to improve our nation.

I’m not contributing in any way to any statue of the Cheeto – when he’s gone he’s best forgotten (or we can at least try).

I know all there is to know about computers, okay? – all the twitters – I know ’em! (Logan Lucky)

He thinks that the throne he is sitting on is solid gold, when in fact, it is just a gold-plated porcelain throne.

It would have been even More Disturbing if he’d been sitting on the Other type of Throne.

The little boy comes running into the room where mom is entertaining some older guests and loudly says “Mom! Mom! Mom! I gotta go potty!” Mom replies “Don’t yell ‘potty’! Whisper”. Later that night, the little boy comes as quietly as possible into the bedroom and says to his dad “Daddy, daddy, I gotta whisper!” and his dad responds…

… wait for it…

“Okay, son, just whisper in daddy’s ear.”

So. What did that have to do with this cartoon? I’m waiting for that dog to whisper on the monument. PS: The sculptor did a really bad job of representing Donny the Douche… And he got the wrong throne.

Sounds like Trump’s motto.