Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 11, 2020

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    Darsan54 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    …..Only if you come back up again.

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    Superfrog  almost 5 years ago

    Figures.

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    Enter.Name.Here  almost 5 years ago

    Now if we could just do that with all of the lawyers.

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    sirbadger  almost 5 years ago

    Is Sue down there?

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    kaffekup   almost 5 years ago

    It’s your own fault for doing the pirouette.

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    Concretionist  almost 5 years ago

    Maybe his wife, named Sue, is already dead??

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    pschearer Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    “Brewster Rockit” also mentions precognition today. What’s going on?

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    eastern.woods.metal  almost 5 years ago

    The ice was much thicker in years past

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    keenanthelibrarian  almost 5 years ago

    Hey, see you in court …

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    TwilightFaze  almost 5 years ago

    Sue who? Mother Nature for not evenly thickening the ice?…….actually, wait, I take that back. I can see some lawyers trying to do that…

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    basspro  almost 5 years ago

    Your also going to freeze.

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    David Lieb Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I am really impressed that he dotted the “i” and nailed the apostrophe!

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    basspro  almost 5 years ago

    Question: Can you sue if the circumstance in which you intend to sue is premeditated. Like writing on ice prior to falling in. Surely a sign of guilt. “ I know don’t call me Surely because you get offended. However if whoever answers this is named surely then I just spelled the name wrong, ok, so sue me already.

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    HidariMak2  almost 5 years ago

    I love how eager the bystanders are, at saving the litigious.

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    Geophyzz  almost 5 years ago

    There isn’t a week goes by that I don’t hear someone say, “We can’t do that any more!” Insurance companies take the hit for these frivolous lawsuits; and they are restricting our lives in countless ways. It is time for the government to rein in the courts, and bring back a world where people realize the world can be a dangerous place, and take responsibility for their mistakes.

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    dflak  almost 5 years ago

    My wife and I never had a prenuptial agreement. We wouldn’t have gotten together if we have planned to split.

    Besides, financially, we had nothing TO split.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Swim towards the dark. Believe me.

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    Nuliajuk  almost 5 years ago

    They’re playing hockey on what looks like speed skates. That would make for an interesting game.

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    sandpiper  almost 5 years ago

    thin ice?? Are we talking primary candidates here?

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    STARTS WITH A B  almost 5 years ago

    Who brought their fishing poles?

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    walstib Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Prince “1999”: “I was dreamin’ when I wrote this, so sue me if I go too fast”.

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    Masterskrain  almost 5 years ago

    Throw him a rope…attached to an anchor!

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    Bookworm  almost 5 years ago

    I’d be interested in knowing whom is going to be sued? The owner of the pond? If so, were you invited to skate on it or were you trespassing? Did you check the thickness of the ice before venturing onto its surface? There is a principle called “assumption of the risk.” But no worries. Just check a few of the lesser known cable TV channels. Lots of lawyers will happily give you another soaking.

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    Linguist  almost 5 years ago

    Global warming makes a personalized point with climate change denier and litigation addict Al C. Uincourt.

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    Herb L 1954  almost 5 years ago

    Keep your stick on the ice ;~|

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    debra4life  almost 5 years ago

    How do you sue a pond??

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    Bob Jones  almost 5 years ago

    Lewis Grizzard, not Rod Stewart nor Willie Nelson!!

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Hope he was a lawyer.

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    rlaker22j  almost 5 years ago

    no divorce both of us are too stubborn to give in besides either one of us would take the kids

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    Snoots  almost 5 years ago

    My father talked about people who’d walk in front of moving vehicles like they were thinking, “You hit me and I’ll sue!” My dad’s answer: “If I hit you you’ll be in no condition to sue.” ;D

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    Plods with ...™  almost 5 years ago

    Sue’s not here, man.

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    bakana  almost 5 years ago

    Until someone shows up with a Video proving he Knew the hole was there when he started skating towards it.

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