Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 18, 2022

That is probably the best anxiety-free hour of peace Joe has had in ages. Knowing what Danae is doing and that she is doing it quietly.

I hope Danae’s phone is waterproof…

That’s the problem with kids these days: They depend on their phones FAR too much!

slight /s ? Maybe ?

She forgot the “Put my phone in a waterproof bag” step in her plan.

Didn’t think it through? Shocking!

Go on, sneak out and put a finger over the end of her breathing tube.

look for her under water in the yellow pages. Remember those!

I think it would be ironic if they had to find her by “pinging” her phone.

The little ‘evil genius’ isn’t as genius as she thought she was. I is a common occurrence.

No s**t Sherlock.

Such a smart, funny toon.

For Danae, revelations usually are a bit murkier than for others.

“ When you played hide-and-seek as a child, did you yell “Ollie, Ollie Oxen Free”? Or “Ally Ally in Free”? Or maybe “Ally Ally Ump Free”? “Ole Ole Olsen Free”? Or something else? A caller in Montevideo, Uruguay, is curious about the origin of such nonsensical phrases. ”

https://www.waywordradio.org/ally-ally-in-free/

So, she’s in a pond for an hour. Just thinking about the blood-suckers, water spiders and other varmints that are in there. Not thought thru indeed.

How do you say “Help,I’m drowning” in trout language?

Now, if she had hid in outer space, she wouldn’t be having any problems with her phone

Danae, I am glad you finally realized that!

This Socratic dialogue doesn’t ring true. Surely, paterfamilias is already (over)familiar with Danae’s conniving ways.

Since Danae is in a pond, Kate may have to send her an algae-mail.

Danea “wins” again.

Where’s Lucy in all this?