Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 05, 2022

But I want it with a Black or Yellow cherry on the side and not the top. Send it back!

that’s a giant Pepper Grinder. Standby For BIG SNEEZES!!!!!

Yuck. Send it back!

A camel is a horse designed by a committee.

oh – that is disappointing. Expected to see a gravy-train for a corporate lunch.

Is that supposed to be a pepper grinder or a missing post from a canopy bed?

Review boards and focus groups almost never come up with a finished product as good as that one. Most of them would have suggested it be made of tofu.

Martini glasses are missing.

Seems obvious – made by a committee … like a camel.

Was never sure if the pepper mill the size of a horse’s leg was supposed to impress the diner or make it harder to steal.

sweet

“Where’s the lobster?”

“In the price”

I’ve read about several products that got “tweaked” (AKA cheapened) in production and then management is shocked when it doesn’t sell.

Cold Lobster Foam… with a cherry on top. Is that a Color Sprinkles grinder?

…and if you don’t agree I will introduce you to the business end of this battering ram pepper grinder. (Holy crap. It’s humongous!)

Shouldn’t one of them have only one scoop? That’s the way its done these days.

It’s always a hard choice to make: should one have a committee [presumably including some experts] design something or should one leave it up to one giant ego?

Someone once opined that the quality of a restaurant was inversely proportional to the size of their pepper mills.

Life is unpredictable. Eat dessert first. I wonder what the jumbo ice cream sundae looks like? Does it have large claws and a tail?

Maybe those are they sculpted, removable tops on the Lobster Humidor?: )

So, who was in the Focus Group?

Making things more complicated than they already are. . . .

Check the menu board in the Monty Python "Spam sketch.

Redefining cuisine! The future of fine dining is nowl!

I thought that by definition, the corporate lunch is three martinis.

Is that the same focus group that decided Coke would be better with more sugar?

The Outdoor Chess players are missing a queen.

It could be worse. I once ordered Lobster Thermidor and received Lobster Curry.

Whether that’s ice cream or lobster thermidor, why is the waiter threatening it with a pepper grinder?

I always wondered about those giant pepper mills.If there’s a holdup they can always bash the crook over the head with it.