Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 03, 2023

Why do I always expect a Wiley bear in the shadows?

Do Penguin and Joker have different perp walks? Maybe the minister of silly walks can help.

Shouldn’t they be teaching the Boardroom Shuffle and the IRS Audit Tap Dance?

I always thought the “perp walk” is done impromptu

Why don’t they teach the Walk of Shame?

A criminal is a criminal, no matter what collar they wear.

Should be a lot of republicans lined up for that perp walk!

Not to be confused with the walk of shame. I was always too hung over to let shame ruin a great night.

Mr. Herschel intended to display his Piece of Cake Walker, but he bowed out.

Will they teach the big folks at WF the trapdoor shuffle? They should drop in for a lesson

I think that dance is called the Borstel Hop. If your not from the UK google it.

Is Penny Wise one of the dance instructors?

And here I thought the first dance they’d teach would be the Hustle.

Then there’s the song & dance routine that marketing does.

The Wiley Bears are next door at the bank — it is a bear market.

No Griddy. No Vote.

Prep for your Perp Walk. Poetry in motion, to the hoosegow .

They would do better locating near some government office buildings.

I suppose if your 15 minutes of fame is going to be of the infamous sort, you might as well make it look good. Step. Step. Slide. Hop. Repeat, all the way to the paddy wagon.

They teach you how to avoid looking at the cameras and pull your hat over your eyes

It shows up daily these days. But not much different than in the past 100 or so years. Every level of society includes at least a few.

As someone once said.

Big fleas have little fleas

Upon their backs to bite ’em,

And little fleas have lesser fleas,

And so, as infinitum.

The bank has to make more money some how…

Oh, if only the banksters had to prep walk! But, no – we keep electing conservatives (of both parties) who think the banksters & other life-ruining scum don’t deserve to pay for their crimes.

Bernie (or Elizabeth) 2024!

Non sequitur-the educational cartoon, I did not know that was called that

The special for politicians is the “Vote Me Sidestep”.

Sponsored by Trump University

This one is legit because we weren’t shown Wiley bears waiting.