Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 07, 2023

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    sirbadger  over 1 year ago

    Will any religious people admit that they are wrong when they end up in hell? The story of Job might make them think that they can wait for a savior.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 1 year ago

    If only there were a special hell for those who follow their religions that tells them to “spread the word” and convert the non-believers.

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    HidariMak  over 1 year ago

    One game is to have each of your friends open the bible to a random page, and do what is listed. The last person in jail wins.

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    Alexander the Good Enough  over 1 year ago

    There’s hundreds, maybe thousands, of different religions in the world, and there’s ridiculous many sects within those religions, and almost every one of them thinks it’s the only one that’s totally right. Just ask them…

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    braindead Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Just do the religion part. Everything else will follow.

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    Sanspareil  over 1 year ago

    Besides all the religion BS.

    There is still LOVE in the world and that counts for a lot!!

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 1 year ago

    Well, we ALL knew that!!

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    cdward  over 1 year ago

    What if I have a faith but don’t want to impose it on anyone?

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    PraiseofFolly  over 1 year ago

    That must be where the lake of boiling blood is deepest.

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    nosirrom  over 1 year ago

    If all religions are right, as the think they are, and they say that if you don’t follow their religion you will go to hell, does that mean that there is no heaven?

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Buddha has a point. People with opinions just go around bothering each other.

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    Kurtass  over 1 year ago

    Telling a child they will burn in hell is child abuse and a lie.

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    sandpiper  over 1 year ago

    And the main pollution from that furnace is turmoil.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Blessed Good Friday to all from your friend, The Count and Countess. If you choose not to accept the Blessings, that’s on you.

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    landyk  over 1 year ago

    A small part of the Bible that I believe absolutely, “Dust to Dust, Ashes to Ashes”. Now have yourselves a Good Friday.

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    Kidon Ha-Shomer  over 1 year ago

    It’s called Good Friday because, by Jesus’ death, he became the final, complete sacrifice for our sins. We couldn’t have erased our sins. Our hands would have been forever stained with every single sin for a lifetime. But Jesus broke the bonds of death and sin! The greater LOVE of God prevailed. Since there are only two choices for eternity, why not chose the one spent in a loving God’s presence, rather than the torment of the hell originally planned only for the devil and his demons?

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    Zumtahk Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Like there’s more than two genders, politicians want to help, that other side is bad. Those are the worst ones

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    tpcox928  over 1 year ago

    This door in hell is around the corner from the one reserved for people who drive slowly in the left lane.

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    Grandma Lea  over 1 year ago

    Is that one a member of the Tennessee House of Representatives republicans, you know the ones who went fascist on the democrats and but only expelled the two who were black!

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    VKent  over 1 year ago

    Does “Climate Change” fall under political dogma? Or in Al Gore’s case, is it a religion?

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    rossevrymn  over 1 year ago

    right-wing populism……………..scandalizing Christianity for decades

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    Redd Panda  over 1 year ago

    Could replace that sign with GREED IS GOOD samey same.

    There is an innate evil in some humans, of that, there is no doubt. It needs little encouragement to flourish.

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    bbenoit  over 1 year ago

    To my simple mind, religions are constructs of people. Of people, by people, for people and to serve people’s needs. In order for one person, a leader, to be able to lead they must have some authority to give their rules weight over any others. There are really only two ways to do this, carrots and sticks, god and guns, temptation or force. The hard part about God, or gods, is separating them from what religions want us the believe about them. If you could forget all that religion has taught you, what would god be?

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    dflak  over 1 year ago

    I am not here to save the world. If you happen to be a Christian, then you believe that’s already been done and by someone with better credentials than I have.

    I do not have faith (literally) in a God that needs the backing of a major political party to get his will done. Jesus wasn’t popular with those who held political power.

    The Christ said, “Love one another as I have loved you.” He did not say, “beat them into submission.”

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    NeoconMan  over 1 year ago

    And one day, people will understand that there is no such thing as “soul” and all this silliness of “where will you go when you die” will fall by the wayside.

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    morningglory73 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    A very good point Wiley.

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    GreenT267  over 1 year ago

    This is a holy week for several religions—some which have adopted/adapted pagan rituals as part of their celebrations. And it’s a traditional time for many just to celebrate Spring: new birth, rebirth, renewal, starting over, warmth, sunshine, spring cleaning.

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    Squoop  over 1 year ago

    The mother of all irony

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    Bendarling1  over 1 year ago

    This Is spot on: we all know how the road the poor soul took to get there is paved.

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    HOTLOTUS1  over 1 year ago

    believe what you want but don’t hate on others for what they believe. hate is what’s wrong with the world (and climate change). just because it’s not YOUR way don’t make it right or wrong or bad or good.

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    walstib Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Last week our pastor said the concept of Hell as a place of fire and eternal torment started with Dante’s Inferno, and before that it was just a separation from God.

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    johnschutt  over 1 year ago

    Jesus made claims to be God.His resurrection validated those claims.Heaven and hell do exist. He taught about them.The most loving thing that I can do for anyone is to tell them the truth about Jesus.

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    ladykat  over 1 year ago

    I don’t want to go there when I die.

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    mindjob  over 1 year ago

    So this is the driving force for magma generation and convection currents in the center of the earth. Good to know

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    LeftCoastBoomer Premium Member over 1 year ago

    “Over 90,000 Indigenous peoples were forced to stay at the Spanish missions in California between 1770-1834, being kept in well-guarded mission compounds. This has been described as defacto slavery, 1 as they were forced to work on the mission’s grounds amid abuse, malnourishment, overworking, 2 and a high death rate.” There are cemetaries on some of the mission grounds where Native Americans were buried.

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    rlaker22j  over 1 year ago

    Woo to you of little faith

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    198.23.5.11  over 1 year ago

    No matter how badly behaved an air conditioner salesman is,do they dare send him to Hades?

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    mistercatworks  over 1 year ago

    Mark Twain once made a remark to the effect that if you put three well-fed animals in a cage with each other, they would tend to get along. If you put three people of different religious beliefs in the same cage, they would soon start an argument they would escalate into the next world. :) :(

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    anomaly  over 1 year ago

    That pesky reality keeps getting in the way of dogma.

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    Stan Corrected  over 1 year ago

    This stanza from Infinite Space by Emerson, Lake, and Palmer might make one think. Might.

    Can you believe

    God makes you breathe?

    Why did he lose

    Six million Jews?

    https://mojim.com/usy103301x9×13.htm

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    kathleenhicks62  over 1 year ago

    OMG! Stay outa there!

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    locake  over 1 year ago

    That IS Florida! It is hot and that is their motto.

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    Buckeye67  over 1 year ago

    I assume the reference to political dogma includes that of the woke movement.

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    walkingmancomics  over 1 year ago

    I see this appears to be the most popular cartoon of today. Sadly, and rightly, so.

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    dhkaylor Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I’m pretty sure Judaism doesn’t require it. In fact, it’s not that easy to convert to Judaism.

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    Prof. Mementomori's Traveling Reincarnation Show  over 1 year ago

    Abandon all hope, ye who enter man-made constructs… no matter how well-intended.

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    Egjen Skis Premium Member over 1 year ago

    “Because you see, anything good you dont have to force on people–they will steal it.” Dick Gregory. In this quote Mr. Gregory was referring to democracy, it applies nicely to all religions.

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    theoldidahofox  over 1 year ago

    Religion is an evil superstition. —Lucretius

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    jvscanlan Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Explains how Republicans have turned America into a living hell

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    Wendy Emlinger Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Guess I’m safe from winding up in Hell. I don’t force my beliefs on anyone. You have yours, I have mine and if they’re similar, that’s nice. If they’re not, don’t tread on me. Thank you. What religion you are, what gender you think you are, who you’re attracted to is none of my business (Except for child molesters, touch not the kids, and you’ll live. Mess with a kid, and I’ll go all ‘Cask of Amontillado’ on you. That might land me in Hell, but it would be worth it.)

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 1 year ago

    Devils in Humans’ image.

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    [Unnamed Reader - e476da]  over 1 year ago

    You mean like trans people do?

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    6turtle9  over 1 year ago

    Ie, heaven is a place on earth, unless you make it otherwise. And so it goes…

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