Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 09, 2023

Some laws are meant to be disobeyed.

I called mine a “Jack Russel Terror”. Miss ya Annie. RIP.

Jack Russells are the poster dog for Do Your Research Before You Get a Dog.

They seem to be short-tempered, and judgemental!!!

And then there’s the question of what the dog did with all the dirt.

My Son has a Jack Russel, it is truly a dog on meth.

That’s how you get dogs to take medicine – wrap the pill in some bacon or a slice of cheese and throw it in the dog’s general direction; no sweat.

Never known a Jack Russel personally. They have a reputation… Now, at one point my brother had an Afghan. Dumber than a post, but its function was simply to look gorgeous.

I don’t think there’s any choice about “utilizing the Pythagorean theorem.” It just is.

Unless he means the winch will die and be transmigrated into a crane or something.

Used to live down the street from a pair of Jack Russells. When anyone would walk or drive past their yard they would rush the fence and jump up and down in a syncopated rhythm of their own. In its own way, it was quite a mesmerizing act. And to the sound of their high pitched yips as well.

A relative, last name, Russell, had one named, Jack. Full name: Jack Russell, Terrier.

Now, to find all the dirt and fill in the hole.

booger-brained boys keep things simple with a parachute, 400 feet of rope, a winch, a whiteboard and pythagorean theorems?

Yeah. Exactly where does one acquire a whiteboard when responding to a k9 emergency in the middle of a field.

If that’s such a deep hole, where’s the dirt piled up? Wait. I know. It’s just a comic.

I just loved Eddie on Frasier!

Petey’s happy!

Petey obviously never heard of KISS, as in Keep It Simple Stupid

Better fill in the hole before Timmy and Lassie get there.

I get the same reaction when I put flea drops on my cat’s back

Did Petey do an Environmental Impact Study before he started?

Dog Biscuits don’t qualify as cookies.

And I hear Chow-Chow’s like to bite your fingers.

Holy terrier!

We all defy the law of gravity just by standing upright. If Jeffrey doesn’t know that, he’s not as much of a scientist as I thought.

He’s a dog. He ate it.

You have heard of Poetic License; this is Wily License.

We had a rabbit when our daughter was little. Every now and then we’d let him out in the back yard on a leash. It was amazing how deep a hole he could dig in 30 seconds.

I had a cat who would walk with me along the cliffs above Capitola-by-the-Sea. One day, she disappeared over the edge. I cautiously looked, fearing what I might see. She was on a ledge ten feet down trying to catch a bird. I backed away from the edge and waited for five minutes. She seemingly “levitated” back up over the cliff edge and we continued our walk. Cats!

Cute strip today. Nothing political or provocing. Just funny.

I can’t for the life of me remember what Danae’s sister’s name is! Anybody?

You can see who is the smartest in this group. Not the boy genius.

Smooth haired Jack Russell, yappy, wired and a nuisance. Rough haired Jack Russell, sturdy , even-tempered, barks, Jack Russell leap.Labrador/ Staffordshire Bull Terrier/ Jack Russell cross; don’t ask, I don’t know, I just adopted a pup. Loves the world (Lab), but not other dogs ( Staffie), can levitate from a standing start (Jack Russell plus Staffie strength), women adored him – (nobody knows). Best dog ever. I do miss him.