Rain was predicted yesterday along with continuing record breaking heat and heat index. In taking the mower to the shed, I noticed a small area that needed mowing. Two hours later the entire place was mowed and it was delightful weather perfect for mowing. Rain did’t happen, by the way.
I have both now, Google and Alexa??? Anyways I asked Google to play Pink Floyd a few days ago and it said “ask me later” I told it FU and it replied “I have feelings”, I repeated it!
Just FYI, it is illegal to mow your lawn (or make any other noise) on Sundays here in Switzerland. Almost all shops are closed by law. They take their Sunday rest seriously.
Curiously, his excuses and mine are the same, but I am self-programmed to avoid work in hot, humid weather. Another reason I wouldn’t ever need Alexa or is relatives in my life.
I don’t need Alexa to recommend I let my lawn go…I never was a water/mow/water/mow/water/mow/and repeat type of guy. My lawn grows when it rains, and that’s it. (no HOA for me!)
Bilan about 1 year ago
We know that Alexa is not going to mow the lawn. Then who else?
Alexander the Good Enough about 1 year ago
Alexa, please hit yourself with a BIG hammer and throw yourself in the trash…
stairsteppublishing about 1 year ago
Rain was predicted yesterday along with continuing record breaking heat and heat index. In taking the mower to the shed, I noticed a small area that needed mowing. Two hours later the entire place was mowed and it was delightful weather perfect for mowing. Rain did’t happen, by the way.
The dude from FL Premium Member about 1 year ago
I have both now, Google and Alexa??? Anyways I asked Google to play Pink Floyd a few days ago and it said “ask me later” I told it FU and it replied “I have feelings”, I repeated it!
boneroller42 about 1 year ago
See? THIS is why I won’t talk to Alexa or Siri.
keenanthelibrarian about 1 year ago
Looks like Alexa may well be able to take the dog for a walk while whistling Dixie.
Cornelius Noodleman about 1 year ago
A.I. my eye.
John M about 1 year ago
The forecast suggests I’m not going to mow the lawn today – it’s going to rain
Mark Jeffrey Premium Member about 1 year ago
Just FYI, it is illegal to mow your lawn (or make any other noise) on Sundays here in Switzerland. Almost all shops are closed by law. They take their Sunday rest seriously.
patduck1 about 1 year ago
This comic is spot on today!
Doug K about 1 year ago
You really really really don’t want to know.
dflak about 1 year ago
If we can have artificial intelligence, why is stupidity always so real?
Zebrastripes about 1 year ago
Alexa is in a box, in a closet, way in the back, buried, out of sight.
sandpiper about 1 year ago
Curiously, his excuses and mine are the same, but I am self-programmed to avoid work in hot, humid weather. Another reason I wouldn’t ever need Alexa or is relatives in my life.
SusieB about 1 year ago
I intentionally chose to buy a condo specifically to not have to do yard work.
sleepyhead about 1 year ago
He seems to have a love/hate relationship with Alexa.
ladykat about 1 year ago
I wonder how smart my Alexa really is.
uniquename about 1 year ago
I don’t think you want to wait until bad weather to mow.
JosephShriver about 1 year ago
Alexa is just trying to help you procrastinate and become more lazy. Makes it easier for our robot overlords to take over, less resistance
bluegirl285 about 1 year ago
Just found out that my baby nephew has a special nickname for Alexa: Ya-ya.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 1 year ago
A.I. isn’t going to “take over”. We’re just going to give up.
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 1 year ago
And here we thought Amazon WANTED people to care about the climate.
Radish the wordsmith about 1 year ago
The calm before the storm.
kathleenhicks62 about 1 year ago
He did a slow “think”.
mistercatworks about 1 year ago
Not a human, not to be mistaken for a human, not to be treated as a human. Mow the d___n lawn.
j12181951 about 1 year ago
I don’t care. She has my back and I love her, and that is that!
wildlandwaters about 1 year ago
I don’t need Alexa to recommend I let my lawn go…I never was a water/mow/water/mow/water/mow/and repeat type of guy. My lawn grows when it rains, and that’s it. (no HOA for me!)
T... about 1 year ago
Every so often and this is one of them, brilliant and the art is still great…
Betrayral In The Common Room about 1 year ago
Or you could look at your phone, turn on the TV or pick up the paper
Phinda about 1 year ago
Bilan—Thank heaven for immigrants
Mikeswolvesbane about 1 year ago
This flavor of A.I. sounds like Asimov’s ‘Multivac’; humans are regarded as pets and should be treated kindly.