Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 17, 2024

Blame Haitian Hot Dog Vendors.

We know about the butter-side down with toast, but do hot dogs always fall mustard-side down?

Somebody else’s fault

It’s a pork-barreling story leaked from a reliable sauce.

Blame it on Trump.

Oh, shouldn’t be THAT hard – you’ve only been doing it all your political career. I remember a couple of years ago we had very strong winds (ie gale force) that demolished a row of high tension electricity lines. A whole crew of politicians (the anti-renewable and anti-ecological lot) immediately blamed this catastrophe on the sustainable (wind farms, roof-top panels and such) lobby for the disaster. These were power grids transmitting electricity, mostly using coal-fired power stations, and had nothing to do with sustainable energy! Go figure.

Known in the swamp on the Potomac as the ‘fast lateral shuffle.’

He lost his wiener.

Typical politician: no attempt to clear up the mess he made, just decide who to blame.

Like so many politicians, he lost control of his sausage and wants to blame someone else…

Only the commonist-libril-leffwing media …

Faux News already is airing the story: “We have breaking news; another Congressman’s wiener has been exposed.”

He’ll use it to create a federally funded commission to investigate the tragedy and funnel money back to him.

I walked in the other night as the PBS Newshour was promoting a story about our “underserved rural communities“. I mean, I haven’t heard what those freeloading MAGAt hicks in a Midwestern diner think about in hours! I’m sure they were complaining about the Federal Government they hate and underfund.

Or Trump….