Proper diet may help with improving Bernie’s dour disposition. It’s been proven that a mix of leafy vegetables is always a good start. Perhaps he might enjoy a world-famous Kamala Word Salad?
If the orange cloud wins, grade school teacher clouds are going to take the orange crayons out of all the boxes of Crayolas in school clouds across the country
2026: “Mr. President, Russia has launched nuclear weapons at us. We must respond immediately.” “Fake news! Putin is my friend, I sent him face masks when Americans couldn’t find any. He would never aim at me. Besides, he would only go after people eating our cats and dogs. Put some music on so I can listen for 39 minutes and do the weave.”
I remember a sort of sketch where someone was being given a Rorschach test and every time the psychiatrist presented a new one, the patient would reply that he saw sexual images – every one. After a bit the doctor said “You really have some sort of sexual fixation, don’t you?” the patient said “Well, don’t blame me – you’re the one showing me the dirty pictures!” All in the eye of the beholder, I guess, or maybe we just see what we expect to see.
C about 1 month ago
Garbage In, Garbage Out
Hello Everyone about 1 month ago
Seeing the Elections in everything.
Bilan about 1 month ago
So Phil, were you traumatized by an orangutan when you were young?
jvo about 1 month ago
Well, the orange-utan IS out on the hustings…
lalapalooza Premium Member about 1 month ago
ook?
sbenton7684 about 1 month ago
I’m surprised those old coots are friends…
Superfrog about 1 month ago
Don’t ever look at the ink blots.
BRBurns1960 about 1 month ago
So many things I would have done
blah_duh about 1 month ago
Put the newspaper down. Or at least get a happier newspaper. Maybe the comic section from a non election year.
happyinvenice23 about 1 month ago
Great toon Wiley! Prefect description of the Orange Lunatic seeking too ruin our lives for another four years and beyond!
thight1944 about 1 month ago
Itdoes seem like we’re in an absurdist black comedy
steveh64 about 1 month ago
The original Rorschach test.
OldsVistaCruiser about 1 month ago
This perfectly describes the loofah-faced, fascist shitgibbon.
dot-the-I about 1 month ago
Linus: “I see a profile of Thomas Eakins. And that group over there reminds of the stoning of St. Stephen.”
Lucy: “What do you see, Charlie?”
Charlie Brown: “I was going to say a ducky and and horsie, but I changed my mind.”
(A personal all-time favorite of the series.)
MS72 about 1 month ago
Bernie & Phyl’s Furniture is a privately owned furniture retailer based in Norton, Massachusetts.
Pocosdad about 1 month ago
@C We put that piece of garbage out once already. Let’s keep it that way.
Slowly, he turned... about 1 month ago
Ain’t it tha truth!
Anters55 about 1 month ago
Proper diet may help with improving Bernie’s dour disposition. It’s been proven that a mix of leafy vegetables is always a good start. Perhaps he might enjoy a world-famous Kamala Word Salad?
dandye about 1 month ago
TDS strikes again! :-)
Doug K about 1 month ago
TDS
mindjob about 1 month ago
If the orange cloud wins, grade school teacher clouds are going to take the orange crayons out of all the boxes of Crayolas in school clouds across the country
baskate_2000 about 1 month ago
Overthink, much? And, of course, lay the blame elsewhere.
Count Olaf Premium Member about 1 month ago
Phil is a paranoid Commie.
Count Olaf Premium Member about 1 month ago
And what kind of dressing would you like on your word salad, Cackles?
sandpiper about 1 month ago
Our 2nd great granddaughter arrived on Thu. Been wondering what kind of world will be there for her when she reaches kindergarten age.
lisfnord about 1 month ago
the thing that struck me funny here is that there is a furniture store in this area called Bernie and Phyll’s
rs0204 Premium Member about 1 month ago
I’m Phil.
Name? Whose Name? about 1 month ago
2026: “Mr. President, Russia has launched nuclear weapons at us. We must respond immediately.” “Fake news! Putin is my friend, I sent him face masks when Americans couldn’t find any. He would never aim at me. Besides, he would only go after people eating our cats and dogs. Put some music on so I can listen for 39 minutes and do the weave.”
ShadowMaster about 1 month ago
I was going to say, “Was it orange colored?”
gozirra2 Premium Member about 1 month ago
Tell me about the rabbits, Phil.
Godfreydaniel about 1 month ago
Traitor Trump has always been an airhead…..
PoodleGroomer about 1 month ago
And then it forms a hail and lightning spitting anvil.
Drag0nr1der about 1 month ago
Oh look! Go comics missed one
ajr58(1) about 1 month ago
Google Bautista kimmel trump
Holden Awn about 1 month ago
IOW the Democrat Convention.
Raging Moderate about 1 month ago
“I’ve looked at clouds from both sides now, so shut up already stupid clouds”
leemorse9777 about 1 month ago
At this point, judging by the comments, only 2 trumpers follow this strip. Doesn’t look good for them come Nov.
Nebo about 1 month ago
Orangutang better than hyena.
pflutke59 about 1 month ago
Good day of cloud watching.
willie_mctell about 1 month ago
The cloud is orange.
Godfreydaniel about 1 month ago
Traitor Trump cultists are unwontedly silent today, and the same over at Doonesbury. Maybe they are coming to their senses?
Doctor Go about 1 month ago
Well, this was a useful election season warning.
sisterea about 1 month ago
Oh I thought he just saw trump.
Wizard of Ahz-no relation about 1 month ago
you’re the one with the dirty pictures – Yakko Warner after a Rochat test.
keenanthelibrarian about 1 month ago
I remember a sort of sketch where someone was being given a Rorschach test and every time the psychiatrist presented a new one, the patient would reply that he saw sexual images – every one. After a bit the doctor said “You really have some sort of sexual fixation, don’t you?” the patient said “Well, don’t blame me – you’re the one showing me the dirty pictures!” All in the eye of the beholder, I guess, or maybe we just see what we expect to see.
olds_cool63 about 1 month ago
VOTE JILL STEIN!!!
Ron Bauerle about 1 month ago
“maniacally”
lindz.coop Premium Member about 1 month ago
The sooner it rains, the better.
lnrokr55 about 1 month ago
Funny how some folks just can’t take a breath and get out of the echo chamber isn’t it?? ;-)
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] about 1 month ago
Charlie Brown and Linus saw better things in the clouds…..
b.john71 about 1 month ago
Four more clouds!
XtopherSD 29 days ago
Ah, I see Mr. Miller does not want a repeat of what got him banned from my old hometown newspaper, the San Diego Union-Tribune. Well done!