Proper diet may help with improving Bernie’s dour disposition. It’s been proven that a mix of leafy vegetables is always a good start. Perhaps he might enjoy a world-famous Kamala Word Salad?
If the orange cloud wins, grade school teacher clouds are going to take the orange crayons out of all the boxes of Crayolas in school clouds across the country
2026: “Mr. President, Russia has launched nuclear weapons at us. We must respond immediately.” “Fake news! Putin is my friend, I sent him face masks when Americans couldn’t find any. He would never aim at me. Besides, he would only go after people eating our cats and dogs. Put some music on so I can listen for 39 minutes and do the weave.”
C about 17 hours ago
Garbage In, Garbage Out
Hello Everyone about 16 hours ago
Seeing the Elections in everything.
Bilan about 16 hours ago
So Phil, were you traumatized by an orangutan when you were young?
jvo about 16 hours ago
Well, the orange-utan IS out on the hustings…
lalapalooza Premium Member about 15 hours ago
ook?
sbenton7684 about 15 hours ago
I’m surprised those old coots are friends…
Superfrog about 13 hours ago
Don’t ever look at the ink blots.
BRBurns1960 about 13 hours ago
So many things I would have done
blah_duh about 12 hours ago
Put the newspaper down. Or at least get a happier newspaper. Maybe the comic section from a non election year.
happyinvenice23 about 11 hours ago
Great toon Wiley! Prefect description of the Orange Lunatic seeking too ruin our lives for another four years and beyond!
thight1944 about 11 hours ago
Itdoes seem like we’re in an absurdist black comedy
steveh64 about 11 hours ago
The original Rorschach test.
OldsVistaCruiser about 11 hours ago
This perfectly describes the loofah-faced, fascist shitgibbon.
dot-the-I about 11 hours ago
Linus: “I see a profile of Thomas Eakins. And that group over there reminds of the stoning of St. Stephen.”
Lucy: “What do you see, Charlie?”
Charlie Brown: “I was going to say a ducky and and horsie, but I changed my mind.”
(A personal all-time favorite of the series.)
MS72 about 10 hours ago
Bernie & Phyl’s Furniture is a privately owned furniture retailer based in Norton, Massachusetts.
Pocosdad about 10 hours ago
@C We put that piece of garbage out once already. Let’s keep it that way.
Slowly, he turned... about 10 hours ago
Ain’t it tha truth!
Anters55 about 10 hours ago
Proper diet may help with improving Bernie’s dour disposition. It’s been proven that a mix of leafy vegetables is always a good start. Perhaps he might enjoy a world-famous Kamala Word Salad?
dandye about 9 hours ago
TDS strikes again! :-)
Doug K about 9 hours ago
TDS
mindjob about 9 hours ago
If the orange cloud wins, grade school teacher clouds are going to take the orange crayons out of all the boxes of Crayolas in school clouds across the country
baskate_2000 about 9 hours ago
Overthink, much? And, of course, lay the blame elsewhere.
Count Olaf Premium Member about 9 hours ago
Phil is a paranoid Commie.
Count Olaf Premium Member about 9 hours ago
And what kind of dressing would you like on your word salad, Cackles?
sandpiper about 9 hours ago
Our 2nd great granddaughter arrived on Thu. Been wondering what kind of world will be there for her when she reaches kindergarten age.
lisfnord about 8 hours ago
the thing that struck me funny here is that there is a furniture store in this area called Bernie and Phyll’s
rs0204 Premium Member about 8 hours ago
I’m Phil.
Name? Whose Name? about 8 hours ago
2026: “Mr. President, Russia has launched nuclear weapons at us. We must respond immediately.” “Fake news! Putin is my friend, I sent him face masks when Americans couldn’t find any. He would never aim at me. Besides, he would only go after people eating our cats and dogs. Put some music on so I can listen for 39 minutes and do the weave.”
ShadowMaster about 8 hours ago
I was going to say, “Was it orange colored?”
gozirra2 Premium Member about 7 hours ago
Tell me about the rabbits, Phil.
Godfreydaniel about 7 hours ago
Traitor Trump has always been an airhead…..
PoodleGroomer about 7 hours ago
And then it forms a hail and lightning spitting anvil.
Drag0nr1der about 7 hours ago
Oh look! Go comics missed one
ajr58(1) about 6 hours ago
Google Bautista kimmel trump
Holden Awn about 6 hours ago
IOW the Democrat Convention.
Raging Moderate about 5 hours ago
“I’ve looked at clouds from both sides now, so shut up already stupid clouds”
leemorse9777 about 4 hours ago
At this point, judging by the comments, only 2 trumpers follow this strip. Doesn’t look good for them come Nov.
Nebo about 3 hours ago
Orangutang better than hyena.
pflutke59 about 3 hours ago
Good day of cloud watching.
willie_mctell about 2 hours ago
The cloud is orange.
Godfreydaniel 37 minutes ago
Traitor Trump cultists are unwontedly silent today, and the same over at Doonesbury. Maybe they are coming to their senses?
liberalnlovinit 36 minutes ago
Well, this was a useful election season warning.