Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 19, 2024

It should be a commandment!

Half the commenters on Non Sequitur would become violators.

It wouldn’t matter anyway if it was one – most of the religious zealots/preachers/evangelicals don’t practice what the Bible says anyway – they just in it for themselves and cloak themselves in the text and pretend to care/have faith, etc.

I’d be happy if we could just enforce the “thou shalt not lie” commandment. Especially with politicians.

No, you gotta keep it to ten. You know we only have ten fingers.

One might argue that the Bible itself is one giant trolling device.

None of those apply if you’re a Stable Genius.

Or have money.

Yea, well DUH! God was just a little ahead of his time you know!

Was on the third tablet that Mel Brooks dropped in “History of the World Part I”.

Last I heard, between the Catholics, the Protestants, and the Jewish, there are three separate versions of the 10 commandments. It’s a shame that “accept that which is different” isn’t in there anywhere.

As everybody knows, the XI commandment is “Thou shalt not get caught”.

I like George Carlins one the best. Keep thine religion to thine self.

I’ve always said the XI Commandment was ‘’Never underestimate the Power of Sarcasm’’. It really sheds a new light on the first ten.

I’d take that one over the taking the name in vain one. The world would be a nicer and happier place.

Oh, So then God DOES exist according to Miller.Thanks for acknowledging the truth.

So, let’s all observe the ten commandments!

Roman numerals would have been getting a bit ahead of things then and there.

No one follows the original 10. Why would they follow this commandment from the imaginary being in the sky?

“Love your neighbor as yourself”

American Conservatives ignore anything in the Bible that doesn’t fit their politics and their secular culture, so why would they pay attention to that?

Hasn’t worked on the liars and cheaters very well either.

" Come, follow me, and I shall make you phishers of men."

Shoulda gone with it, Moses!

You don’t want to phish him off or there will be troll to pay!

An excellent commandment.

There were only ten because using Roman numerals begins to get picky after that.

If you can’t troll the waters, you’re not going to catch any phish

No,not really….this would’ve been just a foreboding of things to come…….

This also applies to Thou Shalt Not Steal