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Off the Mark

By Mark Parisi

Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 29, 2019

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    M2MM  almost 6 years ago

    LOL

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    enigmamz  almost 6 years ago

    My spidey-nose is tingling!

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    blunebottle  almost 6 years ago

    Oh, SHOOT!

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    Stevefk  almost 6 years ago

    Thank goodness he didn’t let out a little gas after eating at that all-you-can-eat chili diner!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    I think I already read something about this on the web.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Oh, what a tangled web we weave…

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    ptnjbrown  almost 6 years ago

    Please turn off the ceiling fan. I’m getting a little tied up here.

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    gammaguy  almost 6 years ago

    Get out your knitting needles, kid.

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    Diat60  almost 6 years ago

    Don’t you hate it when that happens?

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    dsidney49  almost 6 years ago

    … and we are now OUT of Kleenex…!!

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Eeehyeeew! HANKEY!

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    RobinHood  almost 6 years ago

    Oh what a tangled web we weave when we fail to check our allergies,

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    Perkycat  almost 6 years ago

    Funny! I know people with great sneezes – I guess I have to be thankful they aren’t Spiderman.

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    swanridge  almost 6 years ago

    I would get out of there fast. Word is it that he had beans for supper last night.

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    MissScarlet Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Its not web.

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    donwalter  almost 6 years ago

    HA HA HA HA HA…

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    oakie817  almost 6 years ago

    I hear he uses that in next movie

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    chromosome Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Where did all that webbing come out?

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    More entertaining than The Amazing Spider-man strip

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    FrostbiteFalls  over 2 years ago

    He sure does like his sneeze jokes.

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