Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 01, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  about 5 years ago

    “Did you cut one?” “Dude, you’re holding the scythe.”

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    SHIVA  about 5 years ago

    The smeller’s the feller!!!

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Around here, we just call him “Phil.”

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    PICTO  about 5 years ago

    “Pull my scythe…”

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    Aussie Down Under  about 5 years ago

    He’s lactose intolerant & should leave the milk alone.

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    DebUSNRet  about 5 years ago

    Is that what it’s called? I thought it started with an ‘f’! He’s got that look too!

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    smgray  about 5 years ago

    Looks more like the grin reaper

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    donwalter  about 5 years ago

    something smells funny about this…

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    JohnFarson19  about 5 years ago

    He who smelt it, dealt it

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    Saddenedby Premium Member about 5 years ago

    I have seen a room clear with just a little puff.

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    The look on the face says it all….ewwww

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    pcmcdonald  about 5 years ago

    Stop picking where your nose used to be with a bony finger!

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    PO' DAWG  about 5 years ago

    The Grim Sneaker

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    Indianapolis Smith  about 5 years ago

    “Dude! Here’s some Tic Tacs! Take ALL you want! And some Febreeze! And some pine tree scent hangers! And some Lysol! Pine Sol! OxyClean! Irish Spring Soap! Try some of this fancy cologne!”

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    TurbosDad  about 5 years ago

    “Naw, I’m good.” I always take the offered assists, because…well…you just might need it and not realize it…

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    cuzinron47  about 5 years ago

    The Grim Ripper, although he don’t look so grim.

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    kwells328  about 5 years ago

    Not funny

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    khcm1157  about 5 years ago

    ‘Silent but deadly’.

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 5 years ago

    I recall the duck episode of “The Grim Adventures of Bill and Mandy.”

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    zeexenon  about 5 years ago

    If the original could smell he’d quit his job.

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    gopher gofer  about 5 years ago

    plus, he looks like death warmed over…

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    tinstar  about 5 years ago

    His buddy must have been holding it in, a while, because he looks like he just gave a scythe of relief.

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