Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 28, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  about 5 years ago

    “You only get five bars if I charge you, honey.”

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    SHIVA  about 5 years ago

    Signal strength??

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    danketaz Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Hit her with a roaming fee.

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    DevilDog2001 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Ooh. That’s devious.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Nice try, kid. But I’m late for my pub crawl.

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    ACK! Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Where are they Trick or Treating after dark? Since they moved Daylight Saving to the first weekend in November, it’s still light when the little monsters are out around here.

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    J Quest  about 5 years ago

    Smart-@ss phone?

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 5 years ago

    That request won’t get a good reception.

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    No, it’ll rot your teeth, kid!

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    Mary Sullivan Premium Member about 5 years ago

    We all want five bars.

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    KEA  about 5 years ago

    Good Ploy!

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    zeexenon  about 5 years ago

    Old school Wisconsin, 1700 – 2000 in my Village. Whole idea should be scrapped, just like when the dollar was devalued. Just imagine a dollar of constant value where employees only got extra pay for production increases, the cost of this year’s turkey is the same as last year’s, this year’s income tax is the same as last - well two out of three isn’t bad.

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    zeexenon  about 5 years ago

    She’s ahead a bit, in WI they try for five bars per night beginning at 18.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 5 years ago

    I’m snack jawed with disbelief.

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    DebUSNRet  about 5 years ago

    Cute

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 5 years ago

    WHAT A PHONE-Y

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    gammaguy  about 5 years ago

    Sorry, honey, but your signal’s rather weak.

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    Hanginom  about 5 years ago

    Sure, go to four more houses!

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    Andrew Sleeth  about 5 years ago

    “Kid, I just got back from crawling five bars. I want you to get lost.”

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