Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 20, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  almost 5 years ago

    Spark a conversation somewhere else, then.

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    Leojim  almost 5 years ago

    Easy, he’s my key man!

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    rekam Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Car keys?

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    enigmamz  almost 5 years ago

    What really makes it uninteresting is that they’re all about the same vehicle.

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    PICTO  almost 5 years ago

    “I’m not remotely interested…”

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    Gent  almost 5 years ago

    All his startups belong to the automobile industry.

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    Gent  almost 5 years ago

    If he’s not too careful with his startups, he could easily go down the drains!

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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    Too many startups to hear about.

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    J Quest  almost 5 years ago

    Is that Keegan-Michael Key?

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Shut up already….your just a copy….

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    DanFlak  almost 5 years ago

    I have a push button start on my car. I know that it’s supposed to be more secure than a normal key. But that’s way over-engineering a solution to a problem.

    I can also lock my car remotely, and open the trunk remotely (from about 1/4 mile away!). I’ve gotten used to all these conveniences. However, I can’t just “roll down the windows” without a key.

    However, I’m a guy. I’ve never lost car keys in the bottom of my purse.

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    EmmettWayne  almost 5 years ago

    All of his friends were the “keys” to his success,

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    davanden  almost 5 years ago

    How long before this joke is obsolete?

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    He’s a self-starter, but his underlings find him too cranky, especially on cold mornings.

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    Norris66  almost 5 years ago

    Va Va Varoom

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    biz.gocomics  almost 5 years ago

    So is this a key party?

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    donwalter  almost 5 years ago

    Just ask a few key questions…

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    yipp_eeee  almost 5 years ago

    She has some very nice curves!

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    Bill The Nuke  almost 5 years ago

    He obviously doesn’t know the key to good conversations.

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    If you loose one, you get no nookey.

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    tinstar  almost 5 years ago

    Just stay low key, and some hot one might come along and start something.

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