Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 03, 2020

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    tammyspeakslife Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Buh-buy

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    mddshubby2005  almost 5 years ago

    “Oh, boy! That trickles!”

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    RAGs  almost 5 years ago

    I laughed so hard that tears ran down my leg…

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    santa72404  almost 5 years ago

    Ick! That’s worse then the Pee Pee Poopdeck Pappy action figure!

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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    I would absolutely buy that—-for someone else’s kid!

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    Little Caesar  almost 5 years ago

    Depends, maybe light days…..

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    ACK! Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Companion product is Pee-Pee Herman.

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    labchick  almost 5 years ago

    when they make tickle-me elmo dolls, quality control gives each one two test-tickles!

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    J Quest  almost 5 years ago

    Still better than “treacle me elmo”…

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 5 years ago

    Reminds me of Tinkle Teddy Ruxpin.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Ummm you can have the Elmo…I’ll take the vampire, Sir Sucks A Lot

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    Hey kid, I have some diapers for him. ’Not sure the size is right. It Depends.

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    JohnFarson19  almost 5 years ago

    I went over the horrors of Tickle Me Elmo yesterday. The amazing thing was the frenzy over Elmo. Every kid HAD to have one. A woman I worked with had two and she raffled off one. She got $3700 got s toy that cost her $17. At $.50 a chance.

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    Perkycat  almost 5 years ago

    Elmo has to go!

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 5 years ago

    I am aware of an Elmo doll that demonstrates going potty. I don’t think it actually excretes anything; it just makes a tinkling sound when seated. That’s bad enough. It may serve a noble cause, but I really didn’t want to think of any Muppets completing digestion.

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    KEA  almost 5 years ago

    gotta watch out for those knockoffs

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    “Golden,” that’s a GOOD word, right?

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    stillfickled Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Somebody didn’t read the box carefully.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Another cheap, Chinese imitation…should’ve known when the back of the box mentioned “Sesame Seed”…

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    Andrew Sleeth  almost 5 years ago

    “Incontinent Elmo” has it come out a different orifice.

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    StoicLion1973  almost 5 years ago

    Better than the “Stop Touching Me, Elmo” doll from South Park.

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    wordsmeet  almost 2 years ago

    I remember when those Tickle-Me Elmo toys were an expensive fad 20+ years ago. A thousand a piece.

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