If eating the entire sharing-size bag is a crime, I hate to think what would happen to me if I admitted to eating the entire family-size bag when I have no family.
I’d had a roll of toilet tissue (nose paper) on a hanger above the waste basket in the back of my classroom for the past 20 years or so. Schools run out of kleenex every year – they never run out of toilet tissue.
Vilyehm about 4 years ago
Commented on comic strips to total strangers.
TStyle78 about 4 years ago
What’s wrong with blowing your nose with toilet tissue? The other three are inexcusable. :)
mddshubby2005 about 4 years ago
Took funnies seriously.
Gent about 4 years ago
There’s no such thing as sharing food. Gimme all the food.
KenseidenXL about 4 years ago
More like Etiquette Police….
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 4 years ago
Ate cereal for dinner.
PleaseStay6PixelsAway about 4 years ago
If eating an entire bag of sharing size candy is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
Zebrastripes about 4 years ago
HA! The police are out in full force… Only they forgot the grammar police…..
J Quest about 4 years ago
Ate pizza with a fork…
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 4 years ago
I eat my cereal EVERY morning with a TEA spoon.
And right now, I’m using my LAPTOP computer on a side table.
Gasp.
As for blowing your nose on toilet paper…
What’s getting people “arrested” in the comic is using things “illegally”…
That is, not according to their LABELED purpose.
Sir Ruddy Blighter about 4 years ago
Wow, good thing they’re all White, or they’d be dead before they even made it into the police car
BearsDown Premium Member about 4 years ago
Actually, it’s called Bath Tissue. Pretty useless in the tub though.
katzenbooks45 about 4 years ago
I’m guilty on all counts.
bobpeters61 about 4 years ago
Used a paper towel as a napkin.
rdav1248961 Premium Member about 4 years ago
Sent an email to my penpal.
l3i7l about 4 years ago
Took restaurant food home in a ‘Doggie Bag’, and ate it myself.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 4 years ago
Yep, I drank red wine with fried fish.
Indianapolis Smith about 4 years ago
Took that tag off of my mattress.
sarahbowl1 Premium Member about 4 years ago
I’m guilty of the last one, lol!
Nuliajuk about 4 years ago
Tore the tag off the mattress. Hunted for swimsuits outside of “swimsuit season”.
ncorgbl about 4 years ago
What is wrong with a roll of Kleenex?
zippykatz about 4 years ago
Ignored the expiration date on expensive pills.
zippykatz about 4 years ago
One item over the limit in the grocery store express lane. Seven if you count the bunch of bananas. Twelve if you count the eggs…
amaneaux about 4 years ago
Put ketchup and mayonnaise on a hot dog. Hold the mustard.
The Brooklyn Accent about 4 years ago
Ordered breakfast at a luncheonette.
Ate summer sausage during the winter.
jbarnes about 4 years ago
Drank tea from a coffee cup. Ate cereal from a soup mug with the word “TEA” printed on it.
Boots at the Boar Premium Member about 4 years ago
If eating the entire sharing-size bag is a crime, I hate to think what would happen to me if I admitted to eating the entire family-size bag when I have no family.
amaneaux about 4 years ago
I eat “fun size” candy when I’m not having any fun.
wantcomicsnow about 4 years ago
I always eat the entire bag of sharing size candy. I share it with me, myself and I. :P
The Brooklyn Accent about 4 years ago
And what about all those scofflaws who drive on parkways and park in driveways?
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 4 years ago
We are getting there: obscure laws to protect political correctness.
sfrench about 4 years ago
Damn, I’ve done all 4. Lock me up!
Impkins Premium Member about 4 years ago
You all are the BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
zippykatz about 4 years ago
Ate a whole Three Musketeers bar without offering to share. Ignored a Open Here instruction on a box.
Baucuva about 4 years ago
Oh man, I’m a fugitive.
"Doon the Watter" on the Waverley about 4 years ago
I’m guilty of all that and more…
Andrew Sleeth about 4 years ago
Inhaled while smoking a joint in public. … oh wait, that IS illegal.
Jack Dawson about 4 years ago
I’d had a roll of toilet tissue (nose paper) on a hanger above the waste basket in the back of my classroom for the past 20 years or so. Schools run out of kleenex every year – they never run out of toilet tissue.
zippykatz about 4 years ago
I ignored the “Hurry Back” sign, and took my sweet time.