I’ve often wondered why we older folks don’t have middle aged heroes to root for. I’d love to see them try to fit into their uniforms at 50. Heck, Clark Kent might really need glasses by then. And, how would Batman’s mask fit over glasses, esp if he’s one of us who can’t wear contacts.
jreckard almost 4 years ago
Nowadays, he’s TirederMan.
amethyst52 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
PWD Projectile Web Disorder
Gent almost 4 years ago
Now we know why he’s in reruns.
Gent almost 4 years ago
With great power comes great websponsibility. Dang. It not comes so quick no more.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Spittleman, Spittleman, can’t do what he used to can.
sallyseckman almost 4 years ago
Peter B. Parker better be laying off those pizzas.
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
After a while webs go limp….
quinones.felix almost 4 years ago
The blue pill won’t work.
BearsDown Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Flomax.
Andrew Sleeth almost 4 years ago
. o O ( I swear, that’s never happened before )
Brian Fink almost 4 years ago
Is there a little blue pill for that?
Mel-T-Pass Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Needs some Viwebra.
pathamil almost 4 years ago
…and that’s his one shot for the week.
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 4 years ago
Consult with WebMD.
Lee26 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I’ve often wondered why we older folks don’t have middle aged heroes to root for. I’d love to see them try to fit into their uniforms at 50. Heck, Clark Kent might really need glasses by then. And, how would Batman’s mask fit over glasses, esp if he’s one of us who can’t wear contacts.
Doctor Toon almost 4 years ago
The book Im reading now is Superfolks by Robert Mayer
Being a middle aged superhero isn’t easy, but it sure is funny
Good book, I read it over 40 years ago and lost it along the way but only recently bought it again
almost 4 years ago
He is losing his edge.
cuzinron47 almost 4 years ago
It gets worse Spidey.
Stephen Gilberg almost 4 years ago
In most canons, the web shooter isn’t part of his body….
mistercatworks almost 4 years ago
Black webbing? He should have that checked.
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Just wait till your 60s.
SemperFiMac almost 4 years ago
It looks like Spiderman is experiencing projectile dysfunction.
Shikamoo Premium Member almost 4 years ago
He has shrunk too. And gained weight.
Julie Atchley Premium Member almost 4 years ago
HHAHAHAHA!!!!
stevenxfiles almost 3 years ago
They make pills for that