I just said “Take a little off the top”.
I said "take a bit off the top, there is not silent “e” in “bit”
New barber. Excuse me, stylist.
My. Head. Hurts.
He’s lost his mind.
Stay away from Supercuts!
Gingy cried out, ‘You monster!’
Even after he had lost all his hair people still referred to him as ‘Ginger!’
After that he didn’t have a leg to stand on.
No, the muffin man chewed my head off for not cleaning up the crumbs..
No, that darn brat Hansel chewed my head off!
Pardon…
Hair?
I said crewcut, not chewcut !
I LIKE THE NEW HAIRCUT!
[crunch crunch crunch]
Bite me!
I said a little off the top.
Such fun! Thanks for the chuckle. Good way to start the day!
Just take a little bite off the top.
this joke just doesn’t have much of a bite
“I think the zombie apocalypse is upon us.”
Better check the teeth on that comb…
That’s the last time I go to a blind barber.
“Evidently, they could catch me.”
Ouch, that’s gotta hurt.
A bite off the top, Dad. That’s all.
No, a lobotomy.
September 06, 2014
Imagine almost 4 years ago
I just said “Take a little off the top”.
RAGs almost 4 years ago
I said "take a bit off the top, there is not silent “e” in “bit”
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 4 years ago
New barber. Excuse me, stylist.
blunebottle almost 4 years ago
My. Head. Hurts.
Gent almost 4 years ago
He’s lost his mind.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Stay away from Supercuts!
Lady loves a joke almost 4 years ago
Gingy cried out, ‘You monster!’
The Reader Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Even after he had lost all his hair people still referred to him as ‘Ginger!’
Less Monday... More Friday almost 4 years ago
After that he didn’t have a leg to stand on.
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
No, the muffin man chewed my head off for not cleaning up the crumbs..
EmmettWayne almost 4 years ago
No, that darn brat Hansel chewed my head off!
A Common 'tator almost 4 years ago
Pardon…
gammaguy almost 4 years ago
Hair?
Fantom Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I said crewcut, not chewcut !
Indianapolis Smith almost 4 years ago
I LIKE THE NEW HAIRCUT!
[crunch crunch crunch]
MBOne almost 4 years ago
Bite me!
b95954297b48a54fcff8fddbcdef6b2f almost 4 years ago
I said a little off the top.
thejanith Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Such fun! Thanks for the chuckle. Good way to start the day!
stamps almost 4 years ago
Just take a little bite off the top.
oakie817 almost 4 years ago
this joke just doesn’t have much of a bite
Stephen Gilberg almost 4 years ago
“I think the zombie apocalypse is upon us.”
RabbitDad almost 4 years ago
Better check the teeth on that comb…
cuzinron47 almost 4 years ago
That’s the last time I go to a blind barber.
Daeder almost 4 years ago
“Evidently, they could catch me.”
almost 4 years ago
Ouch, that’s gotta hurt.
Shikamoo Premium Member almost 4 years ago
A bite off the top, Dad. That’s all.
poppacapsmokeblower almost 4 years ago
No, a lobotomy.