Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 28, 2021

Possibly the only thing better than pigs in a blanket.

It’s OK- by the time he finishes eating his way into the house, he won’t have room for pigs.

“And he huffed, and he puffed, and he passed out from hyperglycemia.”

Dang shipping company!

Eat dessert first!

“Hansel and Gretel” and “The Three Little Pigs”

How about some “Little Red Riding Hood”, too.

… Pigs: “What big teeth you have.”

… Wolf: “All the better to eat your house with.”

looks like the wolf gets a snack with a meal.

Ha :-D

Excellent one, Mark!

Maybe it’s a blessing in disguise. He’ll be so full from the gingerbread he won’t have room for the pigs.

Oh boy,dinner and dessert combined.

He’s gonna need a LOT of insulin for that.

USPS strikes again!

Now that’s a speecy spicy house

Little Red Riding Hood driving the Amazon truck.

The three little pigs were afraid,So for a gingerbread house they had paid.But the wolf came aroun’And blew the house down,And gingerbread bacon he made!

“And I’ll chomp… and I’ll chew… and I’ll…… slip into a diabetic coma.”

Witches (without proper gingerbread houses) Be Loco! (Mmm…Bacon & Cookies!)

Priceless! Thanks for the laugh. Great way to start the day.

Perhaps how sweet and sour pork came to be?

They are definitely goners.

Dinner AND dessert!

Yowoooo! Main course and dessert!