Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 19, 2022

He’s writing a symphony for hound and terrier, just completed his 5th movement.

and a smelly one too

Which reminds me- no matter what else happens today, mankind will have produced about 7 billion of them.

Oh crap.

Sometimes when walking my dog, we get a smile from a nice lady or two and then my dog decides to drop an embarrassing deuce at that very moment…….

That dog comes by my place EVERY day.

For some humans, that WOULD be a good day.

His master can’t ignore ANY piles, even if they’re not his.

yeah, when you’re full of ….

That reminds me, I’ll be right back…

I feel so LIGHT it’s like I could float! (I love that feeling!)

Baggy Daddy Doody!

What’s the big deal? It’s just used food.

“…7 billion of them.” F*ces? Kg of F*ces? Details, please, or how can I respond coherently?

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I used to walk our Catahoula Leopard dog and found out early on that I usually needed more than 1 baggy. Luckily I found a dispenser that attached to his leash and I had many bags with me. Sadly I now have many bags and no dogs anymore.

Must be a chow hound.