40 years ago, I stepped out of the bar after we closed and there was a customer still trying to figure out how to use his keys to unlock the car door. I have no idea who served him but this guy kept dropping his keys and then falling down when he picked them up. And we had been closed for an hour already.
I watched him until he fell asleep on the pavement next to his car while the keys were under the car. I figured by the time he woke up and found his keys, he would be safe to drive.
our local finest recently arrested a chinese tourist who was weaving back and forth across the center line in his rented car. you don’t want to drink and drive, but you definitely don’t want to drink and drive and get arrested when you’re on vacation…
FreihEitner Premium Member over 1 year ago
Well, he was right!
ꜝ over 1 year ago
LMAO!
did NOT see that coming
ninja sloth lives up to his name
Gent over 1 year ago
Ah yes finally. The Return of Ninja Sloth once again!
angelolady Premium Member over 1 year ago
The best Ninja Sloth ever.
momofalex7 over 1 year ago
Ninja Sloth saves the day!
Nobody_Important over 1 year ago
You still have your keys!
MikeJ over 1 year ago
LOL!
deojaideep aka Courage over 1 year ago
Ninja Sloth to the rescue!!
blunebottle over 1 year ago
Well what do you know? Ninja Sloth shows himself to be useful for a change.
The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago
Funny, I don’t remember parking on that branch!
Purple People Eater over 1 year ago
That’s a pretty strong branch.
backyardcowboy over 1 year ago
If there was a fifth panel, he’d drop the car on the drunk.
P51Strega over 1 year ago
He lifted the car up! Is his name Jack?
EmmettWayne over 1 year ago
Bravo Ninja Sloth!
papajim545 over 1 year ago
Chuckle
Doug K over 1 year ago
Ninja Sloth – Superhero – saving us from ourselves and from other people about to do foolish things.
santa72404 over 1 year ago
Strong tree branch.
James Deveney Premium Member over 1 year ago
This is a good example of why “common good” overules those who think they can do anything without suffering the consequences.
Alverant over 1 year ago
Ninja Sloth is my favorite. More, please!
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Did I mention the car?
ladykat over 1 year ago
Good for the ninja sloth!
DM2860 over 1 year ago
40 years ago, I stepped out of the bar after we closed and there was a customer still trying to figure out how to use his keys to unlock the car door. I have no idea who served him but this guy kept dropping his keys and then falling down when he picked them up. And we had been closed for an hour already.
I watched him until he fell asleep on the pavement next to his car while the keys were under the car. I figured by the time he woke up and found his keys, he would be safe to drive.
Camiyami Premium Member over 1 year ago
Love it
LeftCoastBoomer Premium Member over 1 year ago
My laugh was delayed – didn’t see the car on first glance.
jdthird over 1 year ago
That’s one strong tree branch…
KEA over 1 year ago
wow, that sloth is Good.
Stephen Gilberg over 1 year ago
I knew he was fast, but strong too?
Jml58 over 1 year ago
You can keep your keys, Nina Sloth takes your car.
T... over 1 year ago
Finally got it, full belly laugh+…
Brich027 over 1 year ago
Didn’t see that one coming!
antidancer over 1 year ago
Really really liking Ninja Sloth!
katey11 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Love Ninja Sloth and love this! Still have the keys – whatcha gonna do with them now?
gopher gofer over 1 year ago
our local finest recently arrested a chinese tourist who was weaving back and forth across the center line in his rented car. you don’t want to drink and drive, but you definitely don’t want to drink and drive and get arrested when you’re on vacation…
Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 1 year ago
And the Ninja Sloth strikes again!!!
Chris over 1 year ago
your car on thee other hand though. :D