Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 10, 2023

For Sherman, that’s every week.

Brilliant!

I love electric stuff that works under water. And candles, and such.

I wonder how much one of those underwater tv’s cost.

I expected “Human Week”.

Underwater TV? Something fishy here.

Hey Mark! I brought https://www.gocomics.com/offthemark/2023/07/13 to my favourite ice cream joint yesterday and it was immediately posted on the wall, by the front door!

Still living in their parents’ basement at 35.

That was a joke where I used to work: Watch out for the Shirk!

Appropriate cartoon for National Lazy Day.https://www.gocomics.com/day-by-dave/2023/08/10?ct=v&cti=2239793

Just so there’s never a “Shart Week”. That would really gross me out.

The sharks are shirking shark week.

Still can’t find anything worth watching…

You forgot the empty Chinese take-out and pizza boxes.

Every week, Twisted Sifter has a Shirk Report “where you will find 20 funny images, 10 interesting articles and 5 entertaining videos from the last 7 days of sifting.”

https://twistedsifter.com/category/shirk-report/

Those two must have gotten the message that today is National Lazy Day.

https://nationaldaycalendar.com/national-lazy-day-august-10/

I thought they were working from home

Goat Week is always “meh”.