Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 24, 2023

Next, we shall scuttle Skittles

Mmm, Reese’s Pieces. I must remember to ask Reese if I can have some.

It’s just his outfit for the Halloween party.

Mission: M possible.

He will still smell like peanut butter.

Industrial espionage of a most delicious, and delicate, nature.

I always find Reece’s pieces hard to swallow.

Getting his gang tat.

Reese’s Pieces are M&M clones.

Next stop, via alimentary canal, towah lay.

Reese’s are the best M&M substitute for people who don’t/can’t eat chocolate.

Salty old cop.

Reecse’s Pieces and M&Ms might be a nice combination. “You got peanut butter in my chocolate!”

Well this is going to give a whole new meaning to the phrase, “You got your chocolate in my peanut butter! You got your peanut butter on my chocolate.”

Did you hear about the quality control specialist who got fired from the M & M factory? He kept throwing away all the Ws.

Why did the blonde girl lose her job at the M&M factory? She kept throwing out the “W’s”

What is your assignment, Mr. Piece?

Smarty pants.

Peece out.

That’s a good one! :-D

Thanks Mark!!! So funny! Lol! Love it!!!

HA! That’s also how Canadian Smarties are smuggled into the US of A!

Does the candy shell hide the peanut smell?

LOL, love the intense look and tongue!

He picked a bad time to do that.

If you can’t beat “m”, join “m”.