Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 18, 2023

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    momofalex7  12 months ago

    Happy Thanksgiving, Ninja Sloth!

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    Charliegirl Premium Member 12 months ago

    Knife skills!!

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    Imagine  12 months ago

    That branch will probably snap in a moment.

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    The Reader Premium Member 12 months ago

    Saved from the leftovers!

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    Doug K  12 months ago

    And the kid gets the blame for the whole thing.

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    Darryl Heine  12 months ago

    A Ninja Sloth Thanksgiving.

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    Me_  12 months ago

    Nice one :)

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    Blaidd Drwg Premium Member 12 months ago

    Turkeys have ribs??

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    oakie817  12 months ago

    ka-hungry

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    RobinHood  12 months ago

    Oh that’s a turkey, I thought it was a DALEK

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    ladykat  12 months ago

    That’s one sneaky sloth!

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    cracker65  12 months ago

    HAHAHAHA. This one is unbelievably funny.

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    Steverino Premium Member 12 months ago

    He’s quick.

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    Bill The Nuke  12 months ago

    I had to work at another site in another state over Thanksgiving. Our crew brought in enough turkey and fixings to feed a group twice as big as ours. When half the group when to relieve the first group one of the contractor crane operators, a huge guy from Wappapello Missouri, ate the rest of the turkey, about 6 pounds worth. Luckily we had another held back for the other crew.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 12 months ago

    Ha! Now I know who to blame next time that happens!

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    denirwin Premium Member 12 months ago

    He should be fast asleep after eating all that turkey!

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    Dobie  Premium Member 12 months ago

    Would we have expected anything less from Ninja Sloth?! After all, he is THE Ninja Sloth… the Ninja of all Ninja Sloths of all Ninjas… of all… Sloths… or sump’n… I don’t really know where I was goin’ with this!

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    BigBoy  12 months ago

    Wow, he got the stuffing too

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    DM2860  12 months ago

    Sloths are obligate herbivores (one of a very few such species) and therefore cannot digest meat.

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    mistercatworks  12 months ago

    After one Thanksgiving dinner, my wife and I went to bed without cleaning up. Our Siamese “Monkey” found the carcass on the table, could not believe his good fortune and apparently spent the night eating it, bones and all. Nothing slothful about that feat.

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    Steverino Premium Member 12 months ago

    I am never eating leftover turkey again. I’m quitting cold turkey.

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member 12 months ago

    This may be the best Ninja Sloth yet!!! ❤️❤️❤️

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    Shikamoo Premium Member 12 months ago

    He used a knife and fork too. Very skillful.

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